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Celebrating the professional football career of Joe Theismann and the American traditions surrounding professional sports, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant presents a menu of upscale bar and pub fare, plus a full bar featuring beer, wine and craft cocktails. The restaurant is centered around a main dining area with flat-screen TVs for watching the game, plus an intimate lounge area flanked by leather sofas, and secondary dining room that can be closed off for private events. Open for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch.
Neighborhood bar & grill decked out in sports paraphernalia & TVs showing the latest games.
Hours
| Thursday | 11 AM–11 PM |
| Friday | 11 AM–11 PM |
| Saturday | 10 AM–11 PM |
| Sunday | 10 AM–11 PM |
| Monday | 11 AM–11 PM |
| Tuesday | 11 AM–11 PM |
| Wednesday | 11 AM–11 PM |
Address and Contact Information
Address: 1800A Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA 22314
Phone: (703) 739-0777
Website: https://www.theismanns.com/
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Order and Reservations
Reservations: theismanns.comopentable.comtripleseat.com
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Reviews
DeOnna Collins
I went to this restaurant for a birthday celebration. We all got the brunch ($29) and most had the mimosa flight ($18). We each spent about $50 (not including tax & tip). Ethan was our server and we had him running. But he was still very pleasant and gave great service. They had so much to choose from. My favorite was the crab dip and pork belly Benedict. I meant to take pics of all the dishes but they looked so good I dived in and forgot to take untouched pics. We will definately be back for that juicy salmon we saw someone else get. The only reason I gave a 4 for food is because some of the food was salty to me… but it may not be salty to others. Also the beignet’s were ok but the side sauce was not appetizing to look at. It is a greenish brown that they squirt into a cup…you can imagine what that looks like. Maybe they should put it on the side of the plate in a cute pattern or do something to change the color.
… moreKymberly Johnson
Good food and geeat service. I enjoyed lunch so much that I went back the next day for dinner. Tried the Nashville hot honey chicken sandwich the first day, and the sausage and peppers pizza with a Greek salad the second day. I will definitely go again.
… moreDurShawn Robinson
My 2026 Galentine’s Day celebration with 11 friends was nothing short of amazing. The $29 bottomless brunch was a chef’s kiss. I loved how accommodating the menu was—I swapped bread for chicken sliders and replaced beef in the tacos with chicken instead. The beignets were a must, especially with the added crab dip on top—absolutely delicious.
John Paul (JP) was an outstanding server, and the food and atmosphere were a solid 10/10. Free validated parking is available next door, with additional street parking on Sundays.
… moreJohn Paul (JP) was an outstanding server, and the food and atmosphere were a solid 10/10. Free validated parking is available next door, with additional street parking on Sundays.
shirley “shirlz” f
Nice sports bar to have a bite at. I’m obsessed with their crab dip! I did come back just to have it. It’s has a nice kick and flavor to it. I see the fuss about joes favorite pasta. It was creamy, plentiful and comforting. The wings were crispy and finger licking good. Service each time I’ve visited was good.
… moreJeff Pele
Theismann’s is… fine. It’s a pretty average spot, but it has a good sports bar vibe. There are TVs everywhere, so whether it’s college football, basketball, baseball, or whatever’s in season, you can usually catch the game. The location is really convenient, right next to the metro and at the start of King Street in Old Town. It’s an easy place to meet up before heading down King Street for barhopping or sightseeing.
The beer selection is solid, and the menu hits all the usual bar food notes. That said, some dishes can be hit or miss. I’ve noticed they tend to go heavy on the salt (the fried pickles and chicken sandwich especially), and my fish and chips came out a bit overdone, the batter was way too dark. Still edible, just not great. On the flip side, I’d recommend the French onion soup. It’s consistently good and a nice option if you want something smaller.
Overall, I’d call it a 3/5. Not terrible, not amazing. Just an average place to grab a drink and a bite with friends, especially if convenience and location are what you’re after.
… moreThe beer selection is solid, and the menu hits all the usual bar food notes. That said, some dishes can be hit or miss. I’ve noticed they tend to go heavy on the salt (the fried pickles and chicken sandwich especially), and my fish and chips came out a bit overdone, the batter was way too dark. Still edible, just not great. On the flip side, I’d recommend the French onion soup. It’s consistently good and a nice option if you want something smaller.
Overall, I’d call it a 3/5. Not terrible, not amazing. Just an average place to grab a drink and a bite with friends, especially if convenience and location are what you’re after.
Eli G
Had the crab dip I give it a 8.5/10
The pizza I give a 9/10 (smaller then expected it’s morso a personalized one)
The naked terriaki wings I give a 7/10 next time I would try a different flavor.
The cinnamon bun was fresh and warm but I didn’t like the icing flavor it was a bit off to me.
Overall I recommend coming to this place service was great atmosphere was good and it wasn’t too expensive. Came with a family of 12.
… moreThe pizza I give a 9/10 (smaller then expected it’s morso a personalized one)
The naked terriaki wings I give a 7/10 next time I would try a different flavor.
The cinnamon bun was fresh and warm but I didn’t like the icing flavor it was a bit off to me.
Overall I recommend coming to this place service was great atmosphere was good and it wasn’t too expensive. Came with a family of 12.
N V
Pleasantly surprised by how good the food was and pretty affordable. Calamari was amazing, mussels and the tomato sauce? Top notch. The burger was like an elevated big Mac it didnt dissapoint. Wife got the filet mignon and she loved it. Service was a little slow but they were slammed.
… moreRICK YARNELL
The food was good for what it is. The Louisiana Chicken was tasty, but not extraordinary. Service was excellent; atmosphere is what one should expect in a good restaurant. Expect to spend ~$50/person, before drinks.
… moreMind Set On Travel
Had dinner and the service was very good. The food was also very tasty but on the cooler side and not very warm.
… moreBradley Schools
Really nice spot with great vibes and a warm, welcoming interior. Great tables for a sit down dinner and also a nice bar to check out sports. PJ our server was awesome and helped us explore the menu, much to our benefit. Def will come back here next time I’m in town. Make sure to go for the sunset, it can be a great view from the window area tables.
Crab dip 10/10 make sure to get pita bread with it.
Meatloaf 10/10 sauce is really good.
Personal Pizza (def a personal size) 10/10 cooked perfectly
Drinks 10/10 hit the spot and were strong, thanks bartender.
Good place for a business meeting, date, or just hanging out with family and friends.
… moreCrab dip 10/10 make sure to get pita bread with it.
Meatloaf 10/10 sauce is really good.
Personal Pizza (def a personal size) 10/10 cooked perfectly
Drinks 10/10 hit the spot and were strong, thanks bartender.
Good place for a business meeting, date, or just hanging out with family and friends.