C Waller
First time here. Pizza was delicious. My youngest normally doesn’t eat the crust but he ate all of it. He also doesn’t like too much sauce on the pizza. He said it was great! The seasoned fries were excellent. The texture was good: just the right amount of crisp/crunch on the outside and tender soft potaoe on the inside. The ranch went well with the fries although the texture was thin. They must only have 32 oz cups. We asked for water and they gave us lots of it. Thank you for a great first time experience.
#bussin bussin
… moreGuillermo Santillan
Pizza Pirate has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. I started coming here as a kid, either ordering delivery or celebrating Little League wins with my teammates. Now, years later, I’m the coach bringing my own team here to enjoy the same pizza I grew up with. Time really does fly, but it’s comforting to know some things never change Pizza Pirate has always been here, serving up great pizza and memories.
… moreScott Lusk
I haven’t been to this location in about 15 years and the pizza was really really good then……….But, tonight’s 10/14/25 was the worst I’ve ever had.
I’m Sorry Not Sorry, there wasn’t any care taken In preparing my order. My fries/pizza were overcooked.
… moreMelissa Hernandez
I didn’t know it was Build Your Own Pizza Day. Pizza Came Cold & With Little To No Cheese. Plus Sky Rocket Prices you Would think $40 For 2 pizzas you would actually get great pizza.
… moreIvonne Medina
10/10 , all employees were super nice and generous . Not sure if the older gentleman was the owner but he went out of his way to make us feel at home . Good pricing with very good portion of food . Probably the best pizza and fries I’ve had .
… moreRaul (TNT)
This pizza and their fries never fail me when it comes to your “go to” pizza place. Used to eat it at the Selma branch long long ago…30 yrs ago or so. Anyone know what happened to the original owners of that one? It was an Asian family very kind from what I remember. This one in Parlier is a favorite of mine.
… moreLena Galindo
Service was good. The atmosphere was family oriented.The food was delicious.
… moreAsh Ly
Service Is Horrible. Two young male and female both are rude. Bought sides which I did not receive. May have been given to the next person after me. I got home and remembered I did not grab the bag containing my sides. The male basically said I put the bag on the counter and if I didn’t get it then to bad. I obviously didn’t receive my sides. If I did I would not have went back in. Did not offer to fix it. Definitely do not recommend. Needs to work on customer service and actually taking care of their customers.
… moreAnthony Romero
This is my favorite pizza of all time!
if I had one last meal it be a (no red sauce) double pepperoni with jalapeños and an order of fries extra seasoning!
Tony Rocks recommends Pirate Pizza any day!
Any suggestions/issues talk to Robert he’ll make it Happen!
Thank you for your service and deliciousness
… moreChris Bloomfield
The staff here are some of the grumpiest we have encountered. No smiles, no warm welcomes, no happiness in sight. I thought maybe it’s just us, but even the locals that came in got the same cold shoulder. Ok, if the pizza is killer, I don’t care. But no, the pizza is mediocre at best. Cardboard like crust, so it’s probably just frozen crust, definitely not hand tossed. Weak sauce and there were no seasonings on the pizza. No garlic of any sort was found or tasted on either pizza. They brought little containers of ranch and jalapenos, so I guess that’s what other people do to get some flavor. We prefer to eat pizza that is tasty though, not dip cardboard into ranch. The price was good, but I guess you get what you pay for.
… more