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Classic & creative pizzas, subs & calzones fill the menu at this easygoing Italian chain.
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Address: 501 N Main St, Sweeny, TX 77480
Phone: (979) 548-7821
Website: https://www.simplesimonspizza.com/
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Simple Simon’s Pizza, 501 N Main St, Sweeny, TX 77480, US
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Petite Porkers
The pizza was better then cici’s but not as good as Papa Johns, Domino’s or Pizza hut. The crust was moist under neither each slice I had. However this was off the buffett and it wasn’t bad, just not as great a crust and flavorful as others. The price was very resonable they had a lot of veggies on their salad bar and their ranch wasnt half bad for a pizza place. The staff was fast and friendly. I wish the place was cleaner, there were tones of smudge prints on the sneeze gaurd around the buffet and the grime around light switches and door knobs was horrendous. For a cheap buffet better then Cicis pizza but if you want a really good pizza look elsewhere. We will!! Be going back to Simple Simons next time everyone wants CiCis.
… moreDestin Noak
Great buffet! Very tasty salad bar and different varieties of pizza to choose from. Grandkids loved it!
… moreJake The Snake
An expensive $35 lesson learned. Called Simple Simons in West Columbia, but a recording came on indicating it was not a working number (tried 3 times). We have always gotten excellent pizza from them each time we ordered. Since we couldn’t order from them, thought we would call Simple Simon’s in Sweeny (first time to ever order from them), give it try and ordered 2 large pizzas. A GREAT BIG MISTAKE!! Picked up the pizzas and when we got home to eat them, the crush was so soggy, you would have thought it was raw or it had been sitting in water. I tried to “dry” it out by placing in oven, but it didn’t improve any. I called Simple Simons, spoke to someone about the problem. They put me on hold and came back and apologized. I asked if they were going to do something about it and this is what I was told and I quote, “Well, you have already picked up the pizza and we’re sorry.” I asked the same question a second time, again he replied, “No, you have already picked up the pizza.” I asked a follow up question, “Are you going to compensate for this?” Once again the reply was “No.” They wouldn’t even offer to replace the pizzas. I certainly hope the $35 spent there goes a real long way for them because, it will be the last bit of any money ever spent with them.
… moreTim Hop
The pizza and breadsticks were delicious. There was lots of carryout traffic, but no one dining in, so we stayed and ate there. There is a kids’ play area. It’s not a fancy place, but it appears to be clean. Will go back again.
… moreJosue Roman
Soooooo good! The cheese was amazing. Good place for a get together.
… moreMia Andrus
We in for the buffet today at 1225pm. I asked if I could request a pizza, he said yes, I requested a meat lovers, the little lady comes from the back and said no speciality, I said ok. Well what about some fresh cinnamon sticks, so they put some out, hard as a rock, mixed in with the cold ones already up there. The 2 pizzas up there pepperoni and one sausage cold and hard. I was so disappointed for 13 bucks
… moreCarey Dodson
This is a very popular lunch destination. It is usually jam-packed with refinery workers. They have a pretty good lunch buffet as well as whatever you want to order from the menu. The food is hot fresh and it’s very good. I have known the owners all my life and they are some very sweet and awesome people. The calzone is a favorite of mine. I’m not sure but I believe they deliver as well. So if you ever get hungry, head on down to simple Simon’s Pizza and try them out.
… moreZack
This place takes you back in time and not in a bad way. Pizza like it’s supposed to be. The buffet is great, ample selection, and rarely runs low of various pizzas. Decor is super old school, even have a couple pool tables and an arcade. Neon galore inside, just a super cool atmosphere and the pizza is outstanding.
… moremiranda langford
We have been here a few times, but this will most likely be the last. We came for the buffet which runs from 11am to 1pm. They only make 3-4 pizzas, and stopped making pizza around 12 so by 12:30 there was no pizza left. We waited to see if there would be more made and 20 minutes later still nothing, and they still had new customers coming in. They also seemed to have changed the sauce on a few things because the white sauce on the calzone and bacon pizzas tasted like mayo. No one has been up front for about an hour to service anyone. Seems to have really gone down hill.
… moreChristopher Brown
Great place to get pizza , wings or any of their food. The food is always good, hot and the taste is amazing. Wings vs comparators all I can say is wow. Their wings definitely are worth the $$.
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