Jacob Jones
Ay ay ay! Were to begin?!? I guess I’ll start with dessert so the vegetables are more tolerable.
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The lunch ladies are very friendly when they serve you food, no complaints with the service. So in the wise words of the Mario Golf, “Nice on!”.
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Ugh! Now it’s time for the atmosphere. In the Oxford High School cafeteria, one may not eat their meal without a plethora of swears and jokes about male and female genitals alike. Although the conversations with friends are left with much laughter (with a side of vomiting) When all is said and done, It is left with the question, “Who farted?”.
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And lastly, the worst of the worst…. the food! The hamburgers’ meat tastes of rubber. Oddly, the fries are burnt, but yet mushy and raw on the inside. Additionally, they’re so small they’re comparable to the size of my… pinky finger. The chocolate milk often tastes like tap water filtered through a child mitten.
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The pizza makes my stomach queasy,
Eating this food isn’t that easy.
In this room full of sweaty teens,
I wonder, “Should the fries be THIS green?”.
I’m sick of this! And as I have once stated,
“Quiet, guys. The bread bowl is overrated.”
… moreJacrispy 2001
I aint even from here but this food lowkenuinely looks mid. Its not halal, its not Kosher, it aint even American, it just rises to the level of sustenance. .67 out of 5 stars ⬅️ This be some of you running to the cafeteria to get BBQ Sea Cucumber with Prion Sauce
(This review is satirical)
… moreFinnct 0717
The fries were crispy and raw at the same time. The ketchup was water. As a great man once said, “The soup is cold and the salad is hot. How is that even possible?” The menu is non-existent and always changing. Plus it’s in the middle of a school.
… moreReaperCandI
The lunchroom is nice, showing most of the flags of the world. The food on the other hand. Most of the time the chicken is more bread than chicken, or there is just white stuff in your chicken. The orange chicken special on the other hand is neither orange nor chicken. One day I also went on a run behind the cafeteria and there was this big radioactive pool of a yellow in color substance. A lot of the chairs are interchangeable and some of them have spikes sitting through where you would sit. The milk is cold however sometimes it is chunky and always changing. The cookies are always raw and uncooked. The mash is good though. The school cafeteria is wild bro.
… moreThel ‘Vadamee
The milk is warm and tastes like cardboard, it came out like snot one time. Fries are soggy and cold with a smidge of flavorlessness. The burgers are like concrete circles. But at least there’s BBQ sauce.
… moreJoseph Castro
People kept shoving me and screeching on my ear like birds. The food is mediocre, and the milk is just bad as well.
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