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Address: 9595 Ranch Rd 12 Suite 11, Wimberley, TX 78676
Phone: (512) 722-3242
Website: http://neonarmadillowtx.com/
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Reviews
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Neon Armadillo is an absolute must-visit if you’re in the area. The atmosphere is incredible—perfectly capturing that Hill Country charm with a modern kick.
From the moment we walked in, the service was warm and welcoming, making us feel right at home.
As for the menu? Everything we ordered was delicious, and the drinks were expertly crafted. We’re already planning our next trip back because there are so many other dishes we need to try.
Plus there’s plenty of space and a fun playground for little ones to run around. Great space for families and large groups as well.
… moreFrom the moment we walked in, the service was warm and welcoming, making us feel right at home.
As for the menu? Everything we ordered was delicious, and the drinks were expertly crafted. We’re already planning our next trip back because there are so many other dishes we need to try.
Plus there’s plenty of space and a fun playground for little ones to run around. Great space for families and large groups as well.
T Hackworth
Nice atmosphere. Good vibes. They have outdoor seating. A huge TV. Kid Friendly with a play area. Friendly staff. Food was good. They don’t have a big variety of dishes on menu.
… moreRobin Deluna
We love this place – and they just opened up in their new, BEAUTIFUL location! Absolutely the best new outdoor spot in the Hill Country – by far! The food is amazing, the atmosphere is great, and the design of the place is like nothing I’ve ever seen. We tried a little bit of everything and everything tasted fresh, with amazing ingredients. You can taste the quality in the food.
We had the queso (yum), the kale salad, the briscuit salad (my favorite), the burger, the street corn (OMG), and we tried several of their amazing meats. Everything tasted amazing.
Not only was the food great, but you look around, and live music is playing, kids are running around on the playground and basketball court, parents are relaxing with their drinks catching up with their friends (because their kids are busy), and everyone was smiling. Such a good time here, and I’m so excited for this place. It will be a consistent stop everytime we are in Wimberley.
Great job with this concept to all the partners and anyone else who was responsbile for this vision. Now if you could come to Katy, Texas? Pretty Please?
… moreWe had the queso (yum), the kale salad, the briscuit salad (my favorite), the burger, the street corn (OMG), and we tried several of their amazing meats. Everything tasted amazing.
Not only was the food great, but you look around, and live music is playing, kids are running around on the playground and basketball court, parents are relaxing with their drinks catching up with their friends (because their kids are busy), and everyone was smiling. Such a good time here, and I’m so excited for this place. It will be a consistent stop everytime we are in Wimberley.
Great job with this concept to all the partners and anyone else who was responsbile for this vision. Now if you could come to Katy, Texas? Pretty Please?
Taylor Collins
This is one of the best restaurants in the entire Texas Hill Country. Not only is the food next level, but their commitment to using the highest quality ingredients is unparalleled! Regenerative grass fed meats, heirloom beans, in house tortillas, and no seed oils. This is the ONLY barbecue I have ever eaten and felt immediately energized and nourished (normally I feel slow and heavy eating conventional barbecue). The staff is very attentive and knowledgeable! The restaurant also has tons of cool things to keep kids busy (like outdoor climbing nets and a court).
… moreD
LOCAL Review – its MEH…. unless you have young kids.
We are Locals that haven’t been back to this place since it was a Pizza joint owned by the NFL Player.. So totally reformed venue, which was nice. If we had kids or they had a live band, we would have likely given it a 5… Breezy cool day, (it needs more fire pits).
Honest review:
The Food: Brisket was over-sauced and dry. Was MEH at best.
The wings were good, a little over spiced but good. But also they were small and all wings (no legs). The Loaded Queso was good, very flavorful, but the meat chunk were THAT, huge chunks, not split up, it was hard to eat it.
The Drinks: The Old Fashion (my test of a bar) was a 0.5 out of 5. The mix was on tap and totally UN-flavorful. The wine was very limited selection and just OK. Definitely a beer bar.
The Service: Was decent, the bar staff was enthusiastic (which is hard to find now days), the wait staff walking around were just OK. They seemed put out when we didn’t order more.
We might go back at Happy Hour (if they have one) with a live band, but otherwise, its just MEH…. Unless you have kids you want to let run wild and burn some wiggles…. then you might want to go (the play area is this venue’s biggest plus).
… moreWe are Locals that haven’t been back to this place since it was a Pizza joint owned by the NFL Player.. So totally reformed venue, which was nice. If we had kids or they had a live band, we would have likely given it a 5… Breezy cool day, (it needs more fire pits).
Honest review:
The Food: Brisket was over-sauced and dry. Was MEH at best.
The wings were good, a little over spiced but good. But also they were small and all wings (no legs). The Loaded Queso was good, very flavorful, but the meat chunk were THAT, huge chunks, not split up, it was hard to eat it.
The Drinks: The Old Fashion (my test of a bar) was a 0.5 out of 5. The mix was on tap and totally UN-flavorful. The wine was very limited selection and just OK. Definitely a beer bar.
The Service: Was decent, the bar staff was enthusiastic (which is hard to find now days), the wait staff walking around were just OK. They seemed put out when we didn’t order more.
We might go back at Happy Hour (if they have one) with a live band, but otherwise, its just MEH…. Unless you have kids you want to let run wild and burn some wiggles…. then you might want to go (the play area is this venue’s biggest plus).
joshua smith
We really wanted to love this place because the environment is fantastic. It’s very family-friendly, fun, and has a great vibe that works well for groups with kids. Unfortunately, the food just didn’t match the atmosphere. The quality was underwhelming across the board and felt like an afterthought.
Service was mediocre. Not terrible, but not memorable or attentive either. At the end of the day, it feels like you’re paying for the environment rather than the food or service. If you’re coming to hang out and let kids enjoy the space, it works. If you’re coming for a good meal, expectations should be lowered.
… moreService was mediocre. Not terrible, but not memorable or attentive either. At the end of the day, it feels like you’re paying for the environment rather than the food or service. If you’re coming to hang out and let kids enjoy the space, it works. If you’re coming for a good meal, expectations should be lowered.
Jenn Popovich
We had a gathering with friends and family 2/28/26 for my daughter’s 7th birthday here and it was great!
They had kid menu options, and a huge area for them to play. We had tables in the shade and it was. Great patio weather day. It’s nice to celebrate a child without having to go to a place built only for kids. I got to have a margarita in the shade while she jumped her heart out. 10/10!
… moreThey had kid menu options, and a huge area for them to play. We had tables in the shade and it was. Great patio weather day. It’s nice to celebrate a child without having to go to a place built only for kids. I got to have a margarita in the shade while she jumped her heart out. 10/10!
Tamika Chavez
True and honest opinion…the food is mediocre and expensive. Everything has some form of spice to the point that I couldn’t eat some items. The drinks were ok, but also very expensive. It’s a nice atmosphere if you can find a table outside. It was packed when we went so we had to wait inside a while before we could find something outside. The waitress seemed upset that we moved, even though we told her we wanted to be outside to watch the kids play. We had asked for some Texas twinkle. We were told they were out, but then the table next to us had some. There was a band, but as soon as they started to play, they stopped. I couldn’t tell what they were doing. It’s an ok place to grab a drink while your kid plays, but be prepared to drop some money.
… moreNancy G
Our server was Olivia, she was fabulous, super friendly and very attentive.
The food and drinks were excellent, this is our 3rd time to dine at Neon Armadillo and we’ll definitely be back!
The restaurant is very stylish and great for families!
… moreThe food and drinks were excellent, this is our 3rd time to dine at Neon Armadillo and we’ll definitely be back!
The restaurant is very stylish and great for families!
Tracie Eakin
Really looked forward to this place opening but really disappointed.
We got that little queso in a to go bowl, pulled pork dumped on a cookie sheet like pan. Too much ice in this expensive regular margarita and giant ice cube that almost took the whole glass in the Mexican coffee.
You have to order at the bar and get your own silverware and water.
Almost $60 with tip.
The menu is very limited. It’s a beautiful place and the service was good.
But could we not get a real bowl with that expensive queso? A plate or bowl for the pulled pork?
Look at the picture. What does it look like? Very unappetizing.
… moreWe got that little queso in a to go bowl, pulled pork dumped on a cookie sheet like pan. Too much ice in this expensive regular margarita and giant ice cube that almost took the whole glass in the Mexican coffee.
You have to order at the bar and get your own silverware and water.
Almost $60 with tip.
The menu is very limited. It’s a beautiful place and the service was good.
But could we not get a real bowl with that expensive queso? A plate or bowl for the pulled pork?
Look at the picture. What does it look like? Very unappetizing.