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We were able to recover the wallet with EVERYTHING to the dollar still inside and he was more than kind he was truly what I pray all humanity could strive to somewhat similar to and I believe we would be in a much better and understanding world.thank you again to Mr McCormick and his staff.the pub is a place I plan on frequenting in the very near future just to connect with the people
Visited McCormicks tonight, and it was an absolute letdown. The place looked promising from the outside, but the experience was a mess from start to finish. First off, the staff were borderline rude—our server rolled their eyes when we asked for a menu and barely mumbled a word the whole time. It took 20 minutes just to get our drinks, and my pint was flat and tasted off, like the lines hadn’t been cleaned in weeks.
The food was even worse. My burger was overcooked to the point of being a hockey puck, and the chips were soggy and cold. My mate’s fish and chips were swimming in grease, and the portion was laughably small for the price. The table was sticky, the floor was filthy, and the music was so loud we couldn’t even have a conversation without shouting.
To top it off, the toilets were an absolute state—overflowing bins and no soap in sight. We left feeling ripped off and honestly a bit grossed out. Save your money and go literally anywhere else.
Three bar boxes? Nah, THREE REALMS of smooth-ass play, where rookies become legends and pros become GODS. Weekdays? League nights? Forget your Netflix, this is where the REAL drama unfolds. But hold up, FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS? FIRE. LIT. BOMB. This place EXPLODES into a social supernova. The air crackles like a freakin’ lightning storm of epic trash talk and friendly smackdowns. You’ll be laughing so hard, your drink might just spontaneously combust. And speaking of drinks, the bar staff? They’re like ninjas, slinging cocktails faster than you can say ‘chalk up!’ They keep the party fueled, the vibes high, and the drinks flowing like a freakin’ waterfall of pure liquid joy. Competitive? Casual? Doesn’t matter! You’ll be hooked like a fish on a line baited with pure, unadulterated FUN. This place has been around for DECADES, maybe even CENTURIES? They’re basically ancient wizards of good times. So ditch the couch, grab your friends, and dive into this legendary vortex of awesomeness. You’ll thank me later.
Once seated, our server took another 15 minutes just to bring water and didn’t bother to check in until we flagged them down. The menu looked promising, but the food was another story. My dish came out lukewarm, overcooked, and bland. The vegetables were soggy, the meat was dry, and somehow it all tasted like it had been sitting under a heat lamp for hours. My friend’s order was completely wrong — and instead of apologizing, the server acted like it was our fault for “not being clear.”
To make things worse, the restaurant wasn’t even that busy, so there’s really no excuse for such slow, careless service. Drinks took forever to come out, and when they finally arrived, one was watered down and the other wasn’t even what we ordered.
12/08/25 It’s officially been over a year of this place being my friends & my favorite place. We work nearby & it’s so nice to have a small bar to go to after work. I was even able to have a small birthday party this year thanks to the owner Tommy! All I wanted was a pool party with my friends & it was awesome !! We love all the bartenders, they’re kind girls who always make our day better !! If you’re looking for a fun place to hang with friends come here 🙂
P.s. McCormicks doesn’t sell food so negative reviews of servers or food must be for a different place or fake.