
Your nearby Five Guys at 10463 Texas 242 in Conroe is ready to offer you a classic take on burgers, hot dogs, fries, milkshakes and more! Whether it’s using fresh ground beef (there are no freezers in our restaurants), double-cooking our fries in 100 percent peanut oil, hand-preparing fresh ingredients every morning or serving peanuts while you wait, we strive to provide the best experience each and every time you visit. With more than 250,000 ways to customize your burger and 1,000+ milkshake combinations, satisfying your craving is just a click away!
Fast-food chain with made-to-order burgers, fries & hot dogs, plus free peanuts while you wait.
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Service could be better but overall it was a decent experience.
I almost never leave reviews, but this culinary circus needed to be documented for future generations. You know, so historians can look back and say, “Ah yes, this is where customer service officially died.”
I ordered what I thought was a simple meal, a double cheeseburger with bacon, sautéed onions, and fries. Shocking, I know, nothing exotic, no substitutions, not asking them to milk a unicorn. Yet somehow, the fries didn’t show up. I mentioned it, and they looked at me like I was trying to commit fry fraud. “You didn’t order them,” they said confidently, as if I hallucinated the entire concept of side items.
So I reorder the fries. Because hope springs eternal.
Then I witness what I can only describe as a live performance of “Salt: The Musical.” One of the employees was pouring salt on the fries like he was trying to preserve them for the next apocalypse. I politely asked for a less seasoned version, and in return, I got a smirk and the kind of energy reserved for villains in teen dramas.
But wait, this dining nightmare had bonus features.
As I’m sitting there, trying to recover from Frygate, another employee decides that right now is the perfect time to clean the window directly next to my head. With Windex. While I’m eating. And of course, a fine mist of cleaning chemicals lands on my arm, because why not season the customer too?
Did I get an apology? Of course not. That would require effort. Instead, they just floated off to another window like I was an inconvenient ghost.
Management? Imagine the phrase “bare minimum” then subtract effort. That was the vibe.
I called corporate, because surely someone in this organization had functioning people skills. They promised a call back. Days later, the manager calls and offers a free meal. Wow, justice! I return the next morning, and he looks like he’d rather be giving me a root canal. Super pleasant.
At this point, I felt like I was living in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. He calls the district manager, who hops on the phone and immediately denies everything especially the Windex incident. She claims she checked the cameras and “didn’t see anything.” Oh, okay. Because your blurry security cam from 1997 can totally detect invisible mist particles. Got it, Sherlock.
I told her I’d blog about the experience and contact the franchise owner. That’s when she decided to go full Real Housewives started yelling, got weirdly aggressive, Very professional. Olympic-level customer service.
In summary, If you enjoy being gaslit over fries, spritzed with glass cleaner like a potted plant, and being yelled at for having the audacity to speak up this is your place. Five stars for entertainment. Zero for everything else.
THE BURGER TASTES LIKE WENDYS, NEXT DOOR.
ACTUALLY AFTER I TRIED IT, I WENT TO WENDY’S FOR A FROSTY.
I DONT SEE THIS PLACE LASTING LONG HERE, NOT AT 20 BUCKS PER PERSON OR MORE IF U ADD EXTRA TOPPINGS.
WILL NOT BE GOING BACK,
AGAIN , WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY OVER PRICED, OH AND THE BURGER IS SMALL. SAVE UR MONEY GO ELSEWHERE.