Opening its doors in April of 2023, Fat Bastard & Sons is excited to bring you the best pizza around! Our Family has been in the business since 1985, and our experience has helped us create a menu that’s sure to please any pizza lover. At Fat Bastard & Sons, we’re most proud of our commitment to quality. We built our restaurant entirely from the ground up, and we have a fantastic staff who share our passion for great food and excellent service. We’re also dedicated to engaging with our local community and creating a welcoming atmosphere where everyone feels at home. Come on down to Fat Bastard & Sons and experience the taste of tradition!
Bri M
Miranda was very consistent and sweet! The live band was entertaining. Wings w/ bastard sauce was scrumptious. Bruschetta was very fresh. Mac n cheese bites were yummy. Chicken francese was also delicious! Great prices and definitely worth it, Would be back!
… moreJeff T. Critic
Fat Bastard and Son’s
434 Route 46 West
South Hackensack, NJ 07606
Clams Orenganato
Build Your Own Fat Bastard Sandwich
Nutella Pie
What a priceless experience from an Italian restaurant!
The clams topped with bread crumbs are really tasty. Make you you clear every last bite as each clam costs approximately $2.
For the fat sandwich, I selected chicken fingers, Mac & cheese bites, onion rings, and bacon. The best part is the fat bastard signature sauce. I don’t know what it is, but it tastes really good. Make sure you ask for a dipping cup because you can never get enough sauce.
When I ordered the Nutella pie, I was expecting something along the lines of a chocolate cake. Instead, it’s literally a pizza pie with Nutella and powdered sugar in lieu of mozzarella and tomato sauce. I definitely will recommend this as a breakfast pastry, but not the best dessert option.
All in all, I had a great experience and I look forward to trying their signature thin crust pizza.
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… moreSnS
I love Fat Bastard. The Old Judge Pizza is always a go-to and an absolute must-have, and their zeppoles are super soft and delicious. Today I paired it with a great cosmopolitan made by M, the bartender. She was fun to talk to and really knows her way around a drink.
It’s a great spot to catch a game. The space is small, intimate, and has a really friendly, welcoming atmosphere.
… moreArt Fernandez
First time leaving your review while I’m at the restaurant. We stopped at Fat Bastard by Teterboro Airport. The food is fantastic, lots of televisions and a cool atmosphere to watch games and get a quick bite. Thank you for a very pleasant stop.
… moreStefanie Ferrara
I walked to buy pizza pie for lunch and I walked out with 2 !!! I got a regular pie and An Ole Judge, HIT THE SPOT. while siting the speaking to the owner Tony, I just love him to pices. I think I just booked my cancer fundraiser. I cant wait till April, Tony I’ll be stopping by Monday afternoon
… morePaul H
Tried “The Original Old Judge” pizza. Very happy! You can really taste the herbs in the sauce. The crust was perfectly cooked and flavorful. Good cheese, too. But two nights later we tried their Drunken Bastard Pie which is supposed to have vodka tomato sauce, cheese and basil. It arrived with nothing but crust and cheese, as you can see in the photo. Not even a microscopic hint of red. I called the shop and they said they’d make a new one and bring it over. Then they realized we ordered through DoorDash (because we had a discount) and they suddenly changed and said there actually was sauce on the pizza. I asked if I could send a photo to prove there’s no sauce and they refused. What kind of business blatantly lies to a customer like that? They offered us a discount but actually said they didn’t expect us to order from them again (why would we) so they knew that was worth nothing. I stand my my statement that the Old Judge was a fantastic pie, the other food is good, but order directly from them–don’t use another delivery service even if you have a coupon for it. Edit: I’m resetting my reviews to 5 stars. I believe the service incident was a one-off and after all this time, I still remember that Old Judge pizza. Looking forward to my next to Jersey.
… moreMiguel Silva
I visited the establishment based on a recommendation from a colleague and was pleasantly surprised. Despite driving past it multiple times last week, I had not noticed it before.
The cuisine was of a high standard. We shared calamari, wings, and funnel fries, all of which were well-received. I personally opted for the shrimp scampi and was thoroughly satisfied. The portion size was appropriate, leaving me feeling content but not overly full.
We arrived on a Tuesday at 7 p.m. and were seated promptly. Our beverages were served within minutes, and we were provided with complimentary bread and olive oil. Our server was courteous, attentive, and pleasant throughout the meal.
The ambiance of the establishment was particularly appealing, creating an atmosphere that encourages repeat visits. I intend to recommend it to my colleagues and plan to order from there again in the near future.
… morenathan beasley
Great fun place to eat. Food is fantastic. I have no idea how this place is not packed up. Definitely a great find on our road trip. Wish I lived closer. Also veteran friendly with a 15% discount at the time of my visit.
… moreDana Rubin
My wife had a salad upgraded to have shrimp instead of chicken +$3.00. I had eggplant par. sandwich and 6 wings with Daytona sauce (garlic bbq).
Wifey and I both thought the food was good. Definitely the best eggplant parm I ever had. It was juicy and not dry and fried like other places
… moreMarianne Mazzo
Newly opened, everything is brand new and obviously very clean. A little dark inside but we sat by the window, it was a nice atmosphere. Staff is very friendly and the food is excellent and reasonably priced. Great for the locals that crave the “Old Judge” pizza!!! Plenty of seating, a nice variety on the menu. The paper tablecover is, I’m sure convenient, but we found it awkward. I will definitely be back and recommend you to go! I’ve already spread the word verbally as well. . Update: they added lighting and cut the paper table top more suitable. Introduced the place to some friends that have pizza and mussels once a week from another local place, they are committed to changing they enjoyed it so much. I actually moved to Florida but visit this area several times a year, I will always make sure this is one of my stops! All the food is excellent. Nice, clean, comfortable place to visit with friends, have a cold beer and good food! Several big screens around to watch the games too!! Update 10/2023 I’ve been hearing a lot of complaints regarding the service, mainly getting orders wrong. I’ve experienced it myself as well. However, I have no complaints with my recent visit.. New visit, wasn’t too impressed this trip. Food wasn’t great, I’ll stick to pizza here. Update 7/2024 live entertainment! Band was great. Fun place. Ceasar salad with chicken was excellent and of course Old Judge pizza!! Service was excellent!
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