Elias Musser
Dave and Dekken’s Submarines is an awesome place. It’s an Oak Lawn thing where you can get unsalted pretzels for only $0.75! I had the pleasure of meeting Dave himself who told me how he was the candidate for the Oak Lawn Library Board this upcoming election. I also met Dekken who explained how doxxing solves your problems when it comes to doing it on innocents. They also do Shaolin kung fu lessons with Alex Parada the Humiliator, so if you’re interested in that you should definitely sign up! I will be coming back some time, and thank you Dave and Dekken for the wonderful experience!
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