Counter-serve setup for dine-in plus a drive-thru dishing out unpretentious Mexican cooking.
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Address: 17985 SW Tualatin Valley Hwy, Beaverton, OR 97006
Phone: (503) 356-1090
Website: https://donchilitos.site/
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Reviews
12-01-2024
Second visit today, and wow, what a plot twist. I ordered a wet burrito, expecting magic like my first visit. Instead, I got a tortilla so soggy it should’ve come with swim trunks. When I asked if they could crisp it up on the flat top, the lady at the counter hit me with, “The tortilla is precooked. We don’t do that here.
Now, I’m standing there like, “What do you mean it’s precooked? Is this a burrito or a stunt double?” Or best yet is it an Amazon warehouse return?— Meanwhile, the chefs in the back acted like they were on a lunch break—in my personal food saga. Seriously, the chefs in the back didn’t even blink. I bet you they were saying Armano (me their bro) is in a cooking reality show and losing badly.
I specifically asked for more salad and less beans and cheese. What did I get? According to the lady, “They must’ve forgotten to mix it.” Forgot to mix it?! What is this, a burrito or a middle school group project where nobody communicates? She even suggested I must’ve eaten the lettuce first. Ma’am, I didn’t eat the lettuce—I’m still trying to find it under all that chaos!
Are those chefs back there, or grocery clerks on their day off? It felt like they used the tortilla as a grocery bag, tossing in rice, beans, and lettuce like they were packing me up to go home and make the real burrito myself. Next time, at least give me the lettuce please and I would love to mix it myself!
And here’s the kicker: when I asked her name (you know, for clarity), she said, “I don’t like giving out my name.” Excuse me? What do I call you then—Burrito Bandit? Tortilla Tyrant?
Or better yet, the ghost burrito whisperer?
Miss Mysterious? The Bean Bandit? Keeper of the Precooked Tortilla? You get the point. I can call her precooked burrito lady…
The first visit was amazing, but this time I left with a wet burrito, a dry sense of humor, and a whole lot of questions. If you go, bring your own grill, your own mixer, and maybe a detective to solve the case of the missing customer service.
None the less, I’ll be back again when my girl NG is there, and I’ll give you a 3rd update—hopefully with a burrito that actually exists.
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11-24-2024
Yes, I walked into Don Chilitos—after parking my car backwards, of course, because I’m fancy like that. Anyways, I was greeted by Angie. At least, that’s what she said her name was. But honestly, why does she even need all those letters? All you hear is N and G. Angie, your name is clocking overtime! Who approved this? Her parents? The government? Not my business, though. Just nod, smile, and agree. Did you agree? I hope so… Oh, aNd G, the food was good too. I’m vegetarian .
Angie (but N G really) was super kind, like I was her long-lost genie who escaped before I could grant the wish to spell her name with fewer letters. Her service? Fantastic. Her hospitality? So warm, I felt like I was wrapped in a freshly made tortilla. And the food? Oh, yeah (or should I say Oh, NG,)—did I mention the food? It was good. So good, I almost forgot why I was ranting about her name.
In summary:
Don Chilitos—where the food is great, but Angie’s name might need a trim. Highly recommend stopping by for both the tacos and the existential crisis about letter efficiency.
Funharvey, over and out.
A pro tip: if you like spicy, ask for the chili oil.