ThEATERY is a food and beverage experience with exciting Hawaiian ingredients in comfort food creations. We use a simple menu that has a seasonal run leaving you begging for an encore. The stage is set with a beautiful coastal backdrop while you dine or drink with us. We allow 50% of seats to be reserved and walk-ins are welcome!
Hours
| Sunday | 4–9 PM |
| Monday | Closed |
| Tuesday | Closed |
| Wednesday | 4–9 PM |
| Thursday | 4–9 PM |
| Friday | 4–9 PM |
| Saturday | 4–9 PM |
Address and Contact Information
Address: 79-7384 Hawaiʻi Belt Rd # B, Kealakekua, HI 96750
Phone: (808) 556-3556
Website: https://www.thetheatery.com/
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Reservations: exploretock.com
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The Theatery, 79-7384 Mamalahoa Hwy, Kealakekua, HI 96750, US
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You may read other reviews from self-proclaimed “foodies” who critique Chef’s choices for salt and acidity and think a dish needs to be different in order to be “proper.” This kind of haughtiness doesn’t belong here. This is a chef who has worked in some of the most respected kitchens in the country, and what you are experiencing is his specific interpretation of a dish. If it’s not to your taste, it’s your fault…not his. Each dish here is executed exquisitely and purposefully, and my crew (I’m a chef, and my friends have accumulated HUNDREDS of Michelin stars when dining around the world) was deeply and profoundly impressed.
We arrived at happy hour to enjoy sunset drinks before our reservation, and the cocktail program here is strong and sophisticated. (The names are twists on cinematic tropes, and the drinks are exceptionally well balanced…a very welcome divergence from the uber-sweet woo-girl cocktails found in so many bars here.)
Since we were 4, we were able to order a good portion of the menu, so we could each experience 10 dishes. The menu will change by the time YOU read this, so it’s mostly irrelevant to discuss specific dishes, but it appears that some version of the Pounded Ahi dish is often on offer, and it was truly exceptional. An expertly crafted melange of textures, with the rich foie gras dusting delightfully contrasting the lean, smooth ahi, and crunchy cabbage rounding out the bottom.
The lamb shank, which also appears to be a perennial player, was the single best lamb dish I’ve had in my life. (One reviewer said it reminded them of a mainland winter dish and didn’t belong here, which is ludicrous. This isn’t a tourist restaurant, there’s not a resort for miles…this is a place for locals to experience fine dining without going to an overpriced resort and be surrounded by tourists.)
The signature tableside Bananas Foster was a must-order. My friend is a New Orleans native, and bartended there for 2 decades. She is LOATHE to offer praise for a New Orleans signature dish anywhere other than home, and she begrudgingly acknowledged that the Bananas Foster here was better than at Brennan’s…which is where the dish was invented. I still can’t believe she said that.
What also struck me was the pricing. By the time my group of 4 finished our 10 plates, had each had a cocktail, AND a bottle of wine, the tab was $75 each. I’m certain I’ve never had a meal of this caliber on the mainland for that cheap, and certainly not with this view, this laid-back ambience, and this whimsically themed.
I desperately hope this place gets patronized enough to stick around, as it will become our priority reservation each time we come to the Big Island. We normally stay in Puna which means we’ll be reworking our standard itinerary to accommodate a dinner here.)
TL/DR: This is the best restaurant on the island right now, and a dinner here will be one of the highlights of your trip. We’re still talking about it days later.
Our server was a bit behind the curve but the place was not full or busy. We waited a bit for a greeting and to give our drink order. I knew what I wanted when I saw Mai Tai on the menu—it was a Saturday night at sunset! They were out. I tried a vodka drink, that was spilled on me upon delivery. It would’ve been better hospitality if the server had replaced the drink and brought me soda water and a cloth napkin to rub it out of my dress (a red drink). He apologized and brought a paper napkin (disintegrates on fabric).
We tried the green bean salad with “crispy rice paper” and a beet salad. The portion size is a bit small for the price. The bean salad had maybe 3 green beans fillet’s in half, red bells, soggy fried rice paper and a dressing that was unpleasantly sweet. In Hawaii I would expect more of a a bounty of their great local produce and flavors. Like a mango ginger chopped salad or more tropical vibe like kale with coconut lime macadamia. I’d like to see the chef integrate more Hawai’i flavors.
The flavors felt a little too “winter on the mainland”.
Next we had short ribs and yellowtail in a lemongrass taro coconut red curry. The ribs were tender and in a thick gravy, the pomme puree perfect, but the set felt heavy handed for the summer weather. The fish was ok, but the flavors were not as described on the menu. The curry needed to be more bold, with more ginger, lime leaf, more spice, more acid, more herbs. It was a boring sauce which is surprising when you’re surrounded by so much vibrancy of nature.
For dessert we tried the mango soup with a lemongrass sorber(?) and fried ginger. This is a fun fine dining classic from back in the day. It was good, altho I’d have added more lime to punch up the soup and the fried ginger could have popped more with a dusting of ginger sugar and more tender young ginger —these were fibrous.
Overall this place does stand out on the Big Island as a must try. The interior is very pretty. The patio could use a bit more polishing to match the decor. Service could improve, this place is pricy. And with the Chef’s resume and pedigree, flavors should be better/bolder.
Hannah also took the time to explain that even though they are upscale, they are also toddler friendly. She invited us to bring the toddlers for their banana fosters sundae and hit up the theatre next door when they have a kid friendly movie.
If the theatre could add more Rated G kid sensitive movies, we would definitely show up more often! <3 Thanks for the idea, we are always looking for more.