
Of exclusive gatherings and mysterious experiences. This is no ordinary bar; it’s a clandestine hideaway, a sanctuary for those seeking something beyond the ordinary. This is no ordinary bar; it’s a clandestine hideaway, a sanctuary for those seeking something beyond the ordinary. Our door only opens with an invitation, and once you cross that threshold, you’ll immerse yourself in a world of intrigue, unparalleled flavors, and an atmosphere you’ll never forget.
Address and Contact Information
Address: 1299 1st St SE Unit 102, Washington, DC 20003
Phone: (571) 618-0777
Website: https://www.stfunavyyard.com/
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Reviews
The waitress was horrible.
I asked her what type of Prosecco the club serves. She said she didn’t know. She said a black bottle. We were there every bit of two hours and she asks for a card to put on file well after we order 3 drinks. I feel like this was low-key singled us out. I ordered two Bonnie Blaze drinks. They come out with no garnish. I have a serious problem when I order any drink and it’s not garnished properly especially an $18 drink.
She had a terrible attitude and when I asked why do you need a card now. Her response was because it’s busy now.
One of the individualsI I was with gave her a card so we were a party of 2. When we checked out I gave her my card to close out the check.
Guess what!?!? The check is still pending as if 12/8//25 in my friends account. Yet I have a receipt for where I closed out the check with a different card.
One of my friends ordered two glasses of Prosecco. It was not chilled. STFU add’s a 10% service charge and they don’t even served food. People please read your receipts.
To the owner/manager – ENCOURAGE YOUR SERVERS TO STOP TAKING STRAWS AND TASTING CUSTOMERS DRINKS. LET THE BARTENDERS DO THEIR JOB. IT’S DISGUSTING TO LITERALLY SEE THE SERVER WHO HAS A BAD ATTITUDE STICK A STRAW IN YOUR DRINK AND TASTE TEST IT BUT COULDN’T GET THE GARNISH RIGHT.
Tip; Making a reservation for seating is best.
Con: They didn’t get my drink right 2* and its a classic cocktail and the Drinks are too high $$ for that and I expected the skill set to be better especially for a “speakeasy”
STFU LOUNGE is an absolute must-visit when in DC! From the moment you step inside, you’re greeted with an inviting ambiance, top-tier service, and a vibe that perfectly balances sophistication and fun.
A huge shoutout to General Manager Richard, whose leadership shines through in every detail—from the impeccable service to the seamless flow of the night. And let’s talk about Lulu, the bartender extraordinaire! Not only does she craft some of the best cocktails in town, but she does it with such warmth and personality that every drink feels like a personalized experience.
If you’re looking for a spot that delivers incredible drinks, an electric yet cozy atmosphere, and top-notch hospitality, STFU LOUNGE is the place to be.
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