Donald James
Wait here the other night saw online Michael opperman was playing country western music went in there good atmosphere good people good coffee parking is a little tricky if you get there late
… morePatrick Down
Went by myself about 8:00 to play pool it started out kind of slow but people finally showed up but I ended up having a really good time, a lot of nice young people that didn’t mind being around old fuddy-duddy
… moreDjorra Bigbisch
This place has went down hill. The manager here is rude to patrons. She treats people with disrespect for no reason, I even witnessed her slam the bathroom door into my friend hitting her with it all because she didn’t see a sign? She shouldn’t treat customers with such disrespect. Probably peaked in high school and now thinks she can be the bully at the local watering hole!
… moreKendal Albrecht- Miller
This place is hands down the worst!! Hot food, cold drinks…really going to hell in a hand basket! Manda…absolutely the worst bartender, only caring about her customer and their wellbeing!
Loath entirely.
… moreJordan
I had an absolutely fabulous time here. I ordered the “No place Super Burger” and IT WAS DELICIOUS!!!!! The owner even stopped by and made sure everything was tasting alright. Come enjoy this locally owned and operated bar. It’s a fabulous example of how a well oiled and maintained bar, and more importantly, a great team, can put on a great show and provide world class customer service. All in little ol’ Sandy, Oregon.
… moreKatie Sullivan
Great spot for hearing good singers on a Saturday night. Couple pool tables. Busy popular spot with onstage and off road parking.
… moreLori Landsaw
I tried a new item on the menu …
“FRENCH TOAST” Yummy
I was too hungry to think about taking pictures but as you see, it was delicious!
… moreHolly Woods
Great casual bar vibes. Friends and I have been going here for years to chill with a drink, eat, and chat.
Owner was exceptionally nice and talkative to us while we were there, and it made us want to return later in the day .
Cheap drinks for hard working people.
… moreAllen Horen
No Fun Portland isn’t just a venue—it’s a bunker for the loud, the unholy, and the unrepentant. You don’t walk in for comfort; you walk in for combustion. The walls don’t just hold sound—they weaponize it. Stages here aren’t platforms, they’re launch pads where bands burn their engines hot enough to shake your teeth loose.
I’ve seen Hecate’s Head tear this place open—chainsaw riffs clawing the paint, vocals detonating like Molotovs lobbed from the stage. The room didn’t just echo, it rioted. That’s what No Fun Portland does best: takes chaos and amplifies it until you feel like you’re bleeding voltage.
The staff? Ruthless pros—sharp pours, no patience for posers. The crowd? Ferals, saints, and sinners locked in communion under one doctrine: volume first, everything else second.
If you’re still wondering whether Portland’s underground has a pulse, step into No Fun. The answer screams back at you, throat raw, unapologetic: punk’s alive, and it’s eating the furniture.
… morecara cowdrey
Very comfortable setting. Great service. Decent prices…and they have a few slot games too. Can’t wait to go back next year
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