Address and Contact Information
Address: 123 Main St, Egeland, ND 58331
Website: https://americatopbusi.top/details/egeland-bar-grill-ChIJ-4I
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Reviews
I grabbed a table and instantly realized that this wouldn’t be any ordinary lunch because there was an old traveler recovering on cot from colitis and his family not 2 feet to my left. I ordered the nachos which were cooked to perfection and left me wanting more (apparently 30% off on Tuesdays). However, I kept receiving dirty looks from the traveler as I consumed my food and his interval moaning from the colitis took away from what was a delicious meal (hence the lower atmosphere rating which was partially offset by ample parking and a kid-friendly environment led by Alice who engaged the children in story telling and crafts, however, it felt like she may have been doing it to show me how great a mother she would have made had we kept our Covid induced side relationship going – it clearly backfired though because it looked forced and she was overly jolly about it all making it come across contrived and wholly unauthentic. Frankly it was a turn off and the real mother was fired up as the Colitis patient seemed to think it was her hitting on him but it was clear it was meant for me because she was mouthing “this could have been us” in my direction and not his. I wrapped up the lunch early due to all the moaning to my left, the constant broth treatments he was receiving and the fact that the post office across the street was closing for lunch and couldn’t justify leaving my son out in the fields unattended for another hour while Ed took his lunch.
As I got up to leave and paid (cash only btw) the guy in the cot jumped up and grabbed me by the arm and insisted I meet him out behind the post office to talk about hidden gold and Alice. I agreed so he would let go of me and snuck out the back and headed north on Main and take 1st Ave to Elevator rd and down on Helen so no one followed me back to my 3 year old in the fields. Jacob, Alice’s on/off again did follow me catching me at 2nd and Helen and confronted me about what the Colitis guy wanted (it was really about Alice). I pretended I didn’t see or hear him which confused him and gave me time to hit the post office before Ed took his lunch.
Jacob presided over my daughter’s wedding and said some raucous yet tearful words at her divorce party. Alice, bless her soul, now teaches irish step for seniors at the local 5 and dime.
If only i could remember where the gold is buried. There is not gold here. Dont look for it. Its not here. Im telling you the truth so let it alone now y’hear?
Where was I? Yes, the gold.
If you ask about the gold, they will pretend as if you speak falsehoods. Just let it go is my best advice.
My firstborn is named ‘Egeland’ and one day he will return to the place of his birth to claim his throne as rightful heir.
Nachos 30% off on Tuesdays