LVA Demetre
Dining at Crazy Dave’s Daiquiris and Billiards was, in a word, an experience. The establishment’s eccentric proprietor, colloquially known as “Crazy Dave,” offers an ambiance that is equal parts tropical lounge and backyard defense against the undead.
Food — ★★★★☆ (4/5)
The food was surprisingly good. The “Kernel-Popcorn Shrimp” arrived crisp and buttery, while the “Chili Bean Nachos” were explosively flavorful — quite literally, as one patron’s plate seemed to detonate upon contact with a stray cue ball. The “Wall-nut Sliders” provided a sturdy, satisfying bite, though the “Iceberg Lettuce Wraps” could have used a bit more freeze resistance.
Service — ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5)
Regrettably, communication with the host proved… challenging. When asked about the specials, Crazy Dave launched into an enthusiastic monologue consisting mostly of “Wabby wabbo!” and “BRAIIIINZZ discount before 5 PM!” Despite his clear passion, his speech patterns rendered the ordering process something of a tower-defense challenge in its own right.
Atmosphere — ★★★☆☆ (3/5)
The decor is delightfully verdant. Plants of every species line the billiard tables — peashooters in the corners, sunflowers providing gentle illumination, and even a cherry bomb centerpiece (thankfully inactive). However, the occasional rustling from the back garden and faint groaning noises did little to soothe the nerves.
Overall Verdict
A charmingly bizarre establishment that captures the spirit of its owner — chaotic, leafy, and inexplicably fun. Just be prepared to bring your own translator… and maybe a lawnmower, just in case.
… moreAmber
Busy bar in the middle of nowhere. Good vibe and friendly people. However, charging a $10 cover was a bit unexpected for this type of place. It’s nothing I would pay to get into again.
… moreAlisha Leonard
So far I’ve tried bushwhacker, egg nog and espresso martini. They’re all delicious
… moreLillian Stone
Out of the two hours I was there on Friday, August 15th between 11p-1a getting drinks, I played one silly song on touchtunes and the bartender made a huge deal about it and requested I don’t do that again, said I was going to scare off her customers, and said she’d let Pantera slide, but not Diggy Diggy Hole I guess all 6 grown 40 year old men couldn’t handle the intensity of it according to the bartender. I won’t spend my money there again, I guess I am not considered a paying customer. Enjoy listening to mediocre modern mumble rap and the same 3 Nickelback songs I guess. ♥️
… moreSharon Mackenzie
Does not provide food. Drinks were obtained through bar. Patrons seemed to be having fun at the pool tables and dart boards. Had live band night we went.
… moreAngel Palazzolo
Look y’all he has so many flavors I’m just going down the list & trying them all , the amoretto ones are delicious !!! I’m a sweet drinker bday cake, wedding cake yum !!! I’m not a chocolate person but my boyfriend Bert is & he loves the chocolate ones , oh the Pina colada one is yum as well , y’all grab one for the wknd …
… moreRichard Abbott
Great place for casual groups. Near freeway 12 ramp. Well worth a try. Nice folks who work there too
… moreCajun River
We pulled in drive thru . We saw a sign that read 2 for 1 Tuesdays! This is Tuesday. We got to the window and ordered 2 large. When paying they said the 2 for 1 is only for Mediums! We had no idea in advance that we had to order mediums to get 2 for 1 price!
… moreBS Me
We used the drive-thru to pick up Daiquiris on Tuesday for their 2 for 1 special. Drinks tasted like shakes couldn’t taste any alcohol in any of the drinks. I would not recommend this place to anyone. Purchased white Russian, Dave’s special, dirty monkey, and strawberry margarita.
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