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Address: 3343 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214
Phone: (503) 265-8834
Website: https://www.champagnepoetrypdx.com/
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The restaurant is undeniably beautiful everything from the decor to the presentation is very aesthetically pleasing. Unfortunately, the experience stopped there for me. The food itself was extremely underwhelming and lacked flavor, especially considering the high prices. The drinks were also overpriced for what was offered. It felt like the focus was more on creating an Instagram worthy atmosphere than delivering food that actually tastes good. Aesthetics are great, but flavor should be the priority. I hope the restaurant eventually puts as much effort into taste as it does into aesthetics.
The owner was there, even though it was late at night, and she is the Queen of great service. She’s a former wildland firefighter who’s setting Portland’s pasty world on fire!!
So worth the drive!!
The desserts look exceptional, but they’re bland and pretty boring to taste. The moose is nothing special and the flavors that are advertised don’t come through strongly
Christmas tree is supposed to be pinapple coconut. I didn’t really taste either one.
The passionfruit cheesecake I’m confused how they call that passionfruit and how they would call that a cheesecake. There’s no crust of any kind. And there’s literally no taste of passionfruit at all it’s just like eating vanilla mousse
And then the peach thing it tastes like you’re eating whipped cream
So like for pictures and stuff they’re beautiful. Look at the beautiful pictures but would I go back and get more NAH probably not.
The staff was pretty friendly though
We purchased the mango tango and the dark chocolate with raspberry. The mousse was dense, but nothing special (for those from the Southeast, the dark chocolate tasted very similar to a chocolate mousse pie), and the mango was super tart.
We purchased two of the brulee slices- OG and Oreo. They were… Ok. Texture of the actual cheesecake was good but the brulee aspect fell flat. The crust was also heavy and dry, lacking the crispness associated with a luxurious bite of decadent cheesecake.
Lastly, we purchased one of each type of the offered cookies for the day-Ube, white chocolate, and chocolate chip. These were probably the best offered desserts, especially the ube, but once again… I left feeling a little lackluster over the experience.
Despite the food being a letdown, the service was exceptional.
If you are not a native to Portland, I’d bypass this place due to limited parking, fighting traffic getting in and out of the city, and avoiding being a victim of over hyped food.
We tried 3 things the peach, the Christmas tree thing and the bus rose. They all pretty much taste the same. Very heavy on the whipping cream. Almost little to none of the flavors advertised. Maybe if the fruit filling hadn’t been frozen so hard we barely could barely get a fork through it, than maybe that would’ve added to the over all flavor.
Very pretty, but not as tasty as it looks.
And the boys at the counter couldn’t have seemed less pleased to be here.
Also got a yuzu macaron which I really liked, though a little too sweet for me. It was pretty big which was cool.
Friend got a latte and it wasn’t good at all, wouldn’t recommend.
Friends were overstimulated from the environment, though I was fine