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Edit: a few of the items aren’t available any more- like the salads and the chicken sticks. Definitely call ahead, they can help you out with your order!
The menu is a bit more expensive than chinese take out in that the portions are smaller. That is OK because the food is of higher quality.
Imagine you are sitting at home feeding your newborn baby. You are far to tired to cook but want some tasty food. You browse Door Dash and come across a local restaraunt. You take a look at the reviews on Google and everything seems to check out. What the heck, you’re up to try something new! You call in your order of fried rice and fish, get the baby dressed, and hop in the car.
-BOWL OF DISAPPOINTMENT-
On your 19 minute ride to the restaraunt you can already taste your fresh, mouth-watering, fish in your mouth. You congratulate yourself on calling ahead so it will be a quick in and out once you get there. You are looking forward to some good eating!
You pull up and just manage to find a parking spot inside the gas station parking, get inside of said place, you are met with…silence. No one is there? After a few minutes you peek behind a makeshift curtain and get the attention of a girl. She comes around, takes your money and tells you it will be another 10 minutes before it’s ready. You hang your head sadly and head back to your car. You turn on the radio and silently bob to the music telling yourself it will all be worth it soon. You pat your stomach gently.
-BOWL OF FUMES-
Exactly 21 minutes later your food is finally ready. You silently wonder what on earth they are doing in the back if it takes over 45 minutes to fry a couple pieces of fish and some rice. You take your bag, hop in the car and head to the house.
Finally, 19 minutes later you’re home! You hop out the car, get your baby settled, and open up your plate. You tear off a piece of fish and pop it in your mouth waiting for the flames. But instead you get…fumes??! The fish is hard and rubbery. And tasteless Where is the fantastic taste everyone said in their reviews! LIES!!! You try another small piece and realize that this fish has been terribly overcooked. You call the owner to tell him of your finding and to try to make things right.
The worst part of the hour of your life you will never get back is that the owner refuses to make the situation right. *Thy won’t give you a refund. You cant exchange your food for something else. The owner suggest that it is your fault for not enjoying your rubber fish bites that he spent 30 minutes cooking for you. Now you are kicking yourself for paying cash. If you wanted mediocore fish you would have headed to Captin D’s and saved yourself 25 minutes and a phone call. What horrible customer service you think as you shake your head silently in cry in your…
-Bowl of Tears-
Don’t do it.