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Address: 322 Southwind Pl, Manhattan, KS 66503
Phone: (785) 712-2680
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My experience here began simply: I like to try the new local restaurants. So, I walked in to Tequila Modern Mexican and like many others I was impressed by the atmosphere (save a giant neon pink sign reading ‘Good Vibe’s Only’ and no that apostrophe error is not mine). Things didn’t begin incredibly as I stood up front for a good two minutes or so with various staff members staring at me from across the restaurant, and the one who did come by seemed someone confused that I was following the posted sign to wait to be seated. Despite this small hiccup, service was fine overall – very attentive and kind staff.
The real trouble with Tequila Modern Mexican is the food. Chips and salsa came quickly, alongside a bowl with a white substance in it that I initially thought was queso. Dear reader, it was not queso. The Sauce had a strong mayonnaise taste, with perhaps a hint of ranch dressing. I simply could not identify it. Upon flagging down a waitress she informed me – somewhat shamefacedly – that The Sauce was mayonnaise, fresh cilantro, and vegetable seasonings and was “more of a creamy sauce.”
I will give it that. It was certainly creamy.
Once the mystery of The Sauce was put to rest, I was able to pay attention to the chips – very thick and stale, and lacking salt. Which, like spare napkins, is not located conveniently on the table. I did not ask for it, and I do not blame the staff, but it is something to keep in mind if your dish may require more napkins.
My drink came, also quickly – again the staff is great – a strawberry daiquiri in a very cute little pineapple glass. It was served with a novelty curly straw and a maraschino cherry, the stem of which I was unable to discard on account of the aforementioned lack of extra napkins. The flavor was fine, however the drink had not been blended enough to make drinking with a long, novelty straw remotely feasible. It was hardly feasible with the regular straw I transferred from my water cup. I then thought to just drink it the old fashioned way, a feat made extremely difficult and very silly looking by the shape of the glass – the vase-like top is not conducive to drinking without a straw.
And then my entree came. I ordered the Tacos Petras which, per the menu, is meant to be served with “carnitas, grilled pineapple and onion, fresh cilantro, onion, and Petra’s salsa.” I will grant, I did not ask what Petra’s salsa was. My tacos arrived, sans the onions, fresh cilantro, onions, and (maybe) Petra’s salsa. Unless The Sauce is in fact Petra’s salsa, I couldn’t tell you and I didn’t ask.
“How was the flavor?” You may ask.
“What flavor?” I reply. “There is only The Sauce.” Which is a bit of an exaggeration, because there was also a fair bit of grease – which is expected with carnitas, but made the lack of napkins ever more troubling.
As I write this an hour later, the only taste in my mouth is still The Sauce.
Perhaps it was a bad batch of The Sauce. Perhaps it’s meant to have a stronger cilantro taste, or even a lime zest to it. Less Hidden Valley Ranch, more crema. Perhaps the other food options, lacking The Sauce, are better and more flavorful. I couldn’t tell you.
What I can say is that Manhattan has no shortage of Mexican restaurants. I don’t recommend this one.