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Zimbabwean-natives-turned-Houstonians bring a mouthwatering indo-african delicacy to life, savory pies! Hailing from Bulawayo’s favorite pie shop, “Oriental Takeaways,” 2 Phat Bastard Pies are a product of a bromance between two reunited immigrant families that share the simple goal of spreading happiness, one scrumptious pie at a time.
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Address: 401 Franklin St POSTHTX, Houston, TX 77201
Phone: (832) 779-2020
Website: http://2phatbastardpies.com/
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Reviews
M Ryze
We tried the pepper steak pie, one of the chicken pies, and chicken samosa.
I have to say, these are some insane meat pies. The pepper steak pie was so well seasoned, and had that nice peppery taste. The chicken pie was also very well seasoned, almost like a curry. Both pies were stuffed to the brim, and mostly meat.
The chicken samosa was ok, but honestly the spices over powered the chicken flavor there so it just tasted like a veggie samosa.
They literally prepare each pie from scratch. You can watch them put in the finishing touches yourself, but expect to wait 15 to 20 minutes. Love the mini pastrt initial they put on each pie so you now which pie is which.
… moreI have to say, these are some insane meat pies. The pepper steak pie was so well seasoned, and had that nice peppery taste. The chicken pie was also very well seasoned, almost like a curry. Both pies were stuffed to the brim, and mostly meat.
The chicken samosa was ok, but honestly the spices over powered the chicken flavor there so it just tasted like a veggie samosa.
They literally prepare each pie from scratch. You can watch them put in the finishing touches yourself, but expect to wait 15 to 20 minutes. Love the mini pastrt initial they put on each pie so you now which pie is which.
Aubrenee Jean Gilles
The name of this restaurant intrigued me so much! The beef curry was delicious. The pieces of beef were well seasoned and so tender. The curry was spicy just the way I like it! The crust was so buttery and flaky it tastes amazing!
… moreTYree S
Not sure if everything in Texas is bigger—but this pie DEFINITELY is.
The Steak & Mushroom pie from 2 Phat Bastard Pies is an absolute beast: handmade to order, piping hot, overflowing with filling, and ridiculously good. Found it during a 3-hour Amtrak layover at POST Market Hall in Houston and wow… what a discovery.
At $12, it’s a steal—easily a $20+ pie back in Brooklyn. Fresh out of the oven, hearty, flavorful, and deeply satisfying. This is comfort food done right. Would 100% go back.
… moreThe Steak & Mushroom pie from 2 Phat Bastard Pies is an absolute beast: handmade to order, piping hot, overflowing with filling, and ridiculously good. Found it during a 3-hour Amtrak layover at POST Market Hall in Houston and wow… what a discovery.
At $12, it’s a steal—easily a $20+ pie back in Brooklyn. Fresh out of the oven, hearty, flavorful, and deeply satisfying. This is comfort food done right. Would 100% go back.
Cameron Sinclair
This place is as good as any bakery you’ll find in Australia or New Zealand. Good meat, friendly staff, big fan, I’ll be back here again for sure.
“Always blow on the pie – safer communities together”
… more“Always blow on the pie – safer communities together”
Cydney Alexis
The chicken jalapeño pie is outstanding. High quality meat, great meat/crust ratio, a good spice level—delicious.
… moreVictoria Le
A must try at POST food hall! 2 Phat Bastard Pies make their savory pies as soon as you order them, so they come out flaky and hot. The spinach paneer and steak & mushroom pie are my favorites, but honestly all of them are so delicious. Absolutely love this place.
… moreSanti Rabbani
literally, the best pot pie that I’ve had Ever! flavors are amazing. It was super fresh. You gotta get the lamb pot pie and the vegetable samosas hands-down some of the best samosas I have yet tasted.
… moreHicham Rafik
First of all, the food is super delicious and well cooked especially if you have Steak N Mushroom one is 10/10 and the second thing it’s Halal. Very nice people working at the restaurant best option if you come to here..
… moreAnsa Razzaq
Our first time trying savory pie such as this. Absolutely phenomenal. Baked fresh to order. The pastry is flaky with savory, flavorful fillings. What a unique halal option!
… moreTom Chaney
Met these fine folks at the Houston Home and Garden show. I had the lamb curry pie and it was 10/10. The crust was flaky and not wet on the bottom, lamb was perfectly cut and flavored with the perfect amount of spice.
Had to get some for the wife to try so I got the saag paneer pie and the beef and mushroom pie. Both were flavorful and amazing. They traveled exceptionally well, just pop them in the air fryer for a few minutes.
The pies are dare I say, perfect. I HIGHLY recommend. It is truly food to travel for. Keep it up guys!
… moreHad to get some for the wife to try so I got the saag paneer pie and the beef and mushroom pie. Both were flavorful and amazing. They traveled exceptionally well, just pop them in the air fryer for a few minutes.
The pies are dare I say, perfect. I HIGHLY recommend. It is truly food to travel for. Keep it up guys!