Hours
| Sunday | 10:30 AM–5 PM |
| Monday | 10:30 AM–5 PM |
| Tuesday | 10:30 AM–5 PM |
| Wednesday | 10:30 AM–5 PM |
| Thursday | 10:30 AM–5 PM |
| Friday | 10:30 AM–5 PM |
| Saturday | 10:30 AM–5 PM |
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Located inside Mystic Aquarium, Saltwater Café offers the unique experience of being emotionally waterboarded while overpaying for a sandwich. The food is …
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Located inside Mystic Aquarium, Saltwater Café offers the unique experience of being emotionally waterboarded while overpaying for a sandwich. The food is standard aquarium fare — overpriced, overcooked, and spiritually damp. But the real show is behind the counter.
The staff here aren’t just miserable — they’ve reached a higher plane of detachment.
Dead eyes. Blank expressions. The aura of people who’ve seen things no human should see — like the inside of the nacho cheese machine at close. You could tell them you were on fire and they’d reply “Do you want a receipt?”
Ordering food felt like interrupting a funeral.
One employee sighed so hard I thought it might lift him off the ground.
There was no greeting. No thank you. Just the silent exchange of currency for calories, like a grim ritual everyone regrets mid-way through.
The tables were sticky. The chips were damp. The vibes were bleak.
One star, because it exists, and that’s the nicest thing I can say.
… moreThe staff here aren’t just miserable — they’ve reached a higher plane of detachment.
Dead eyes. Blank expressions. The aura of people who’ve seen things no human should see — like the inside of the nacho cheese machine at close. You could tell them you were on fire and they’d reply “Do you want a receipt?”
Ordering food felt like interrupting a funeral.
One employee sighed so hard I thought it might lift him off the ground.
There was no greeting. No thank you. Just the silent exchange of currency for calories, like a grim ritual everyone regrets mid-way through.
The tables were sticky. The chips were damp. The vibes were bleak.
One star, because it exists, and that’s the nicest thing I can say.
Jhah Cook
I didn’t eat here, but I did pass by. I am mainly writing this review just to upload pictures for those that are curious about what is on the menu as well as the prices of said items.
… moreEllen Smith
I have a friend who has celiac disease therefore she has to bring food from home, I think yall should update your policies. I’ve seen tons of people here in the aquarium who have home water bottles and outside food inside here.
… moreJon Duro
RIPOFF PRICES! $5 for a can of soda. $2 for a cup of cheese to go w a cheese pretzel? they try to take advantage in the aquarium.. go somewhere else nearby
… moreHeather Majestic
I was in today and while the cashiers and line workers were lovely, which is usual for this spot, a manager who works there named Beth completely ruined the experience for me altogether. She was rude to her employees and I can’t fathom her employees feeling comfortable working there. She makes the whole company as whole look bad and I seriously hope she’s fired soon.
Apparently she always acts this way? I can’t imagine working for someone like her.
… moreApparently she always acts this way? I can’t imagine working for someone like her.
BDevlin Vintage
Staff was very nice! But the lines are very long, food choices for kids are unhealthy and while they off a side of fruit, its instead of fries, why not just make it standard? Pricey too. Average food at best.
… moreOlga Kadak
It was the most disgusting food I’ve ever had in my life. Plus overpriced. Sour clam chowder, cold powdery cheese over fries, tasteless burger, fountain drinks are gross. Should be improved or shut down immediately
… moreOwein Reese
About 500ft from the aquarium is a bunch of restaurants that serve food which is edible. The stuff here is for those who have to put food in their children’s mouths right now.
We came in the off season, so your mileage may vary.
… moreWe came in the off season, so your mileage may vary.
Michael bradner
Well if you come there after 3pm you will be greeted by a rude cooking staff who is surprised here. I was too considering that the food was cold abd they had no care about cooking fresh food. The cheeseburger was a chilled brick, the fries were soggy ice Cubs and the chicken was very dry. Plus when walk all the seats are up like they don’t intend on helping us
… moreStephen Elmendorf
The price is high, though it does include tax.
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