Straightforward local tavern with buckets of beer, pool tables & bar eats like burgers & tacos.
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The Dirty Duck Bar | Southeast Denver | American
The Dirty Duck Bar, 4780 E Evans Ave, Denver, CO 80222, US
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We ordered several buckets of beer and had to wait at the bar to be served, while the person in charge constantly prioritized other customers. Their attitude was discourteous throughout our stay, and the service did not meet even the most basic expectations. For this reason, I decided not to leave a tip, as I didn’t feel that the service deserved it beyond simply handing over what we ordered after long waits.
At the end of the night, when the bar was about to close, the person shouted at us to leave. When I politely asked for a cup to take a beer we hadn’t finished, they replied in front of other customers that, since we hadn’t tipped, we had “no right to ask for anything.”
I would like to remind that tipping is voluntary, and customers should never be disrespected or publicly shamed for choosing not to tip—especially when the service was not satisfactory.
Not recommended!
I scouted it out on my board tonight, finally, and didn’t find any spot comfortable to settle my single self, even for the duration of a beer. Patient, friendly, and humble as I swear I was in my request, the bartender was visibly angry about serving me a half a glass of water before I left. It definitely felt like it wasn’t a fluke. Honestly, it felt like it might have been in response to my long hair. (which I’ve NEVER encountered, and would never have thought to imaging before tonight.) Also, the sidewalks are terrible getting there.
The place gave me the ick as a first impression, and hammered it home with the hospitality. $18 minimum.
Quack to Hell (Dirty Duck Tuesday Karaoke Cut)
(AC/DC tempo, roaring guitar intro)
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Verse 1
Walkin’ in on a Tuesday night
Neon hum, that barroom light
Boots tap, whiskey in the air
Same wild crowd, same duck stare
Week ain’t done, but we don’t wait
Tuesday feels like heaven’s gate
If you want calm — you’re outta luck
’Cause Tuesday’s wild at the Dirty Duck! (cheers!)
Pre-Chorus
Cassidy’s smirkin’, pourin’ fire
Darren’s laughs get higher and higher
Order one beer? Watch two appear
Tuesday here hits like New Year
Chorus (crowd-ready)
DIRTY DUCK! (QUACK!)
Best damn dive — don’t give a cluck
DIRTY DUCK! (HEY!)
Where even Tuesdays thunder up
Crazy regs, stories flyin’
“How’s he drunk already?” (he ain’t lyin’)
Cass pours lightning, Darren brings thunder
Best dive in Denver — NEVER goin’ under!
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Verse 2
Pool balls crack, jukebox screams
Regulars livin’ mid-week dreams
Alien guy preachin’ by the door
Tall-bike dude sprawled on the floor (crowd: WHOA!)
Bathroom art? Pure masterpiece
Tuesday chaos never sleeps
If you’re classy? Please retreat
This Duck life ain’t discreet
Pre-Chorus
Cass drops shots like fireworks pop
Darren slings drinks, no plan to stop
Duck-crew roar, the night ignites
Tuesday feels like Friday nights!
Chorus (belt it)
DIRTY DUCK! (QUACK!)
Denver’s dive — we don’t give a cluck
DIRTY DUCK! (WOO!)
Tuesday crowd goes full unstuck
Cass pours gold, D-Man heat
Regulars howl out on the street
If you want fancy? Sip wine elsewhere
We raise hell — Duck don’t care!
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Bridge (shouted w/ crowd call-backs)
No suits — (NO SUITS!)
No shame — (NO SHAME!)
No “work tomorrow” — (WE DON’T BLAME!)
If you can’t hang — (SEE YA!)
Better run, you schmucks
’Cause we don’t sip — WE QUACK & CHUG!
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Final Chorus (crowd fists up)
DIRTY DUCK! (QUACK!)
Mid-week madness, best of luck
DIRTY DUCK! (LOUDER!)
Every night we tear it up!
Cass pours truth, Darren brings thunder
Dirty Duck forever — NEVER goin’ under!
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Outro
Quack loud
Mid-week proud
Tuesday Duck —
SCREAM IT LOUD!
(duck call… guitar squeal… someone drops a beer glass)
It’s unironically a dive bar, just a genuine bar you can go and get a drink. Just perfect for a small bar, no silly stuff like so much of the corporate competition.
my most recent “Run-A-Way Bill” “COON TRAP” bar is the family owned/operated “Dirty Duck” bar (bar 465 of “666 Bars of 2017”) …
… bartender “Liza” & her fellow bartender team (Sheila, Garrett, Fabio & “Hurricane Jane”) make me “leave wanting more!” …
… the customers are interactive & super friendly …
… the “Duck flair” makes the atmosphere unique & comfortable!
“Run-A-Way Bill” was here!
09.28.18