Maleena
Eli’s Sports Bar is quite honestly the pinnacle of human achievement.
The seating is extraordinary. Chairs engineered with such precision that sitting feels less like a physical action and more like an event. I sat down and immediately felt supported both structurally and emotionally. These chairs believe in posture. These chairs believe in me.
The tables are flawless. Perfectly flat, perfectly stable, performing their duties with quiet confidence. My drink rested there like it had finally found meaning. No wobble, no chaos, just unwavering dedication to surface excellence.
The televisions are a masterpiece of strategic placement. Everywhere you look there is a game. Turn your head slightly and sports. Blink accidentally and sports. It is a 360 degree immersive experience in competitive athletic spectacle. Visionary.
The menu is a triumph. Wings that transcend the very concept of wings. Fries that redefine potato based ambition. Burgers constructed with the architectural integrity of a modern skyscraper. Every bite felt like Eli himself personally approved my life choices.
The drinks arrive cold in a way that feels scientifically significant. Condensation forming like applause from the laws of thermodynamics. Each sip refreshing enough to make you momentarily forget your team is collapsing in real time.
The atmosphere is immaculate. The perfect harmony of cheering, laughter, and highly confident opinions about coaching decisions. Not noise. Culture. Community. Civilization functioning exactly as intended.
Even the napkins deserve recognition. Present. Reliable. Always there when destiny calls.
Would I return. Absolutely. Repeatedly. Enthusiastically. If given the opportunity, I would host major life events here and speak of Eli’s greatness to future generations.
An undeniable 10 out of 10 establishment. A landmark. A lifestyle. A treasure.
… moreErin Nance
I went here for the first time even though I pass it every single day. The atmosphere was amazing. There was a football game on all of the TVs and everyone there was super into it all shouting at the same time and it was a great vibe. The alcoholic drinks are so much more affordable then I guessed before arrival. The servers were very on top of taking care of their customers and making sure their drinks never ran dry. Plenty of TVs and projectors all over. Plenty of seating and gets very packed in a good way. Outdoor space is nice as well. There is plenty of parking All around the building.
… moreJason Marcum
Eli’s always has a great atmosphere. The wings are awesome, the burgers are great and the beer is cold. It’s very family friendly. Plenty of high chairs and booster seats. Kids meals are tasty and affordable. There’s plenty of TVs to catch your favorite game.
… moreRandy Swinford
What a great little place. Was in the area and found d this gem. Super friendly staff, awesome prices, and massive amounts of food. The burgers are fresh beef, hand packed to patties. The bloody mary was perfect. If you have the time stop by.
… moreSamantha E
Picked up a to go order and it was amazing. Great service and great food. I got medium buffalo sauce on the wings, it tasted more like mild which I liked because I don’t like overly spicy food. It was perfect.
… moreThey_call_me_Bob
Good wings and sauces. I really like the waleye fish sandwich. Have had problems with take out orders being correct a couple of times. Good but not great craft draft beer selection.
Update:. They have added a few very notable craft beers. Good going Eli’s. Added a star.
… moreTyler Miller
Was very confused about ordering at the front counter and receiving everything we ordered on styrofoam plates. The potato wedge platter wasn’t a platter in my opinion it was barely enough to feed one person. Ordered it for everyone to enjoy but that wasn’t happening.
… moreMichael Morrison
Atmosphere and service are excellent! The highlight of dinner was the waffle cheese fries. Potato skins had a weird taste and the boneless wings are so small I won’t order them again. Good experience though overall so we will return and hopefully find a main entree worth eating.
… moreCraig A. Reynolds
Surprisingly nice and larger than I would have expected. Plenty of big screen tvs to watch your favorite sports teams. The crowd is all ages. It has a great menu, prices were good. Service was prompt, and the servers were great. Talk about a delicious burger! I definitely Wil be back!
… moreMax Wilke
Been coming here as a regular for a few months now. Spend 40 bucks for a group of people and all I get is the wrong food and a mess from all of the sauces that didn’t have lids. I returned after 10 minutes to find the kitchen closed and myself out of luck. The food can be pretty good (when it’s made properly,) but this service has been consistently disappointing. It is difficult to stand by a business that fails to uphold standards for customers or regulars leaving them hungry and upset. I would sincerely love an apology for the service that I received tonight or I will never eat here again. In response to the reply below, I was told that having the food remade would be too much of a hassle and was given 13 dollars for food that was thrown out. 13 dollars and “oh well” doesn’t make up for an empty stomach and disappointment. There is a difference between mistakes and carelessness. If I had been given the time of day other customers received, I would have had a wonderful experience and would happily continue to come back.
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