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Mastodon Kitchen is a premier destination for pizza lovers seeking a memorable culinary experience. Our pizzas are crafted with fresh, hand-tossed dough and topped with bold, delicious flavors that will excite your taste buds. We also offer a range of convenient grab-and-go breakfast and lunch items, perfect for those on the move. Stop by our New Lenox location and discover your new favorite meal.
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Address: 121 W Laraway Rd, New Lenox, IL 60451
Phone: (815) 215-3747
Website: https://www.mastodonkitchen.com/
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Reviews
Natalia Suarez
Mastodon Pizza is absolutely incredible! I tried their special Mastodon pizza, and it was unlike anything I’ve ever had before. The combination of mac & cheese and BBQ pulled pork on a pizza was mind-blowing. Every bite was amazing! Hands down one of the best pizzas I’ve ever had. Will definitely be back!
… moreAndrew Verchimak
So, it’s pickup inside a gas station. Was pleasantly surprised. Really liked the taco pizza. Our other one was good too. Crust was a little too chewy on the regular pizza but still good. The buffalo wings, meaty and well seasoned. A rub, not sauced. Very good.
… moreBrian Garrison
Had the taco pizza, bacon breakfast pizza and some wings. Easily the best taco and breakfast pizza we’ve ever had. Fantastic. And the staff I encountered were courteous and friendly. I look forward to our next order for their other specialty pizzas
… morejames james
IF I COULD GIVE 6 STARS, I WOULD.
I’m not just reviewing a restaurant—I’m bearing witness to a divine culinary resurrection. Mastodon Kitchen didn’t just feed me. No, no. It awakened something primal inside me. I didn’t walk in. I ascended. I didn’t eat. I communed with the gods.
The ambiance? Think ancient royalty meets modern swagger. It’s like if Zeus opened a gastro-lounge after watching “The Bear.” I moaned when I sat down—the chair understood me better than my therapist. And don’t get me started on the waiter, Jared—this man didn’t serve food. He curated an experience. He described each dish with the care of a father introducing his newborn child to the world.
Now the food? ABSURD.
The Bone Marrow Gnocchi? That wasn’t pasta. That was a full-body out-of-time cosmic teleportation event.
The Smoked Elk Tartare? I’m pretty sure I unlocked a bloodline memory from a Viking ancestor.
The Mastodon Ribeye? I tasted courage. I tasted love. I tasted my future wife whispering, “We made it.”
And the dessert—DEAR GOD, the Citrus Glaze Meteor Cake—that wasn’t a dessert. That was a mic drop from the universe. I cried. I literally cried. The table next to me asked if I was okay and all I could say was, “I’m better than okay. I’m reborn.”
Every bite was an opera. Every chew was a movement. Every sauce was a love letter from the chef’s soul to my palate. I wanted to hug the kitchen staff. I wanted to offer them land. I wanted to kneel.
Listen. I’ve eaten at 3-Michelin-star restaurants. I’ve dined in Italy, Japan, Morocco, and the literal French Riviera. None of them touched me like this.
This place? It’s not food. It’s RELIGION.
Mastodon Kitchen didn’t cook me a meal. They baptized me in butter and seared my sins away.
Final Verdict:
Loud flavors.
Juicy textures.
Legendary service.
Life-changing.
Would I recommend Mastodon Kitchen? YES. I’d recommend it to my ex. I’d recommend it to my enemies. I’d recommend it to the aliens when they land.
Go. Now. Order everything. Tip like your soul depends on it.
And when you’re done, lean back and let the afterglow carry you into the next plane of existence.
… moreI’m not just reviewing a restaurant—I’m bearing witness to a divine culinary resurrection. Mastodon Kitchen didn’t just feed me. No, no. It awakened something primal inside me. I didn’t walk in. I ascended. I didn’t eat. I communed with the gods.
The ambiance? Think ancient royalty meets modern swagger. It’s like if Zeus opened a gastro-lounge after watching “The Bear.” I moaned when I sat down—the chair understood me better than my therapist. And don’t get me started on the waiter, Jared—this man didn’t serve food. He curated an experience. He described each dish with the care of a father introducing his newborn child to the world.
Now the food? ABSURD.
The Bone Marrow Gnocchi? That wasn’t pasta. That was a full-body out-of-time cosmic teleportation event.
The Smoked Elk Tartare? I’m pretty sure I unlocked a bloodline memory from a Viking ancestor.
The Mastodon Ribeye? I tasted courage. I tasted love. I tasted my future wife whispering, “We made it.”
And the dessert—DEAR GOD, the Citrus Glaze Meteor Cake—that wasn’t a dessert. That was a mic drop from the universe. I cried. I literally cried. The table next to me asked if I was okay and all I could say was, “I’m better than okay. I’m reborn.”
Every bite was an opera. Every chew was a movement. Every sauce was a love letter from the chef’s soul to my palate. I wanted to hug the kitchen staff. I wanted to offer them land. I wanted to kneel.
Listen. I’ve eaten at 3-Michelin-star restaurants. I’ve dined in Italy, Japan, Morocco, and the literal French Riviera. None of them touched me like this.
This place? It’s not food. It’s RELIGION.
Mastodon Kitchen didn’t cook me a meal. They baptized me in butter and seared my sins away.
Final Verdict:
Loud flavors.
Juicy textures.
Legendary service.
Life-changing.
Would I recommend Mastodon Kitchen? YES. I’d recommend it to my ex. I’d recommend it to my enemies. I’d recommend it to the aliens when they land.
Go. Now. Order everything. Tip like your soul depends on it.
And when you’re done, lean back and let the afterglow carry you into the next plane of existence.
Mr Memo
The birds and the bees pizza was amazing and a great value. Definitely a standout.
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