Genevieve Palomo Lewis
We live in Tacoma and often come to Yakima and don’t know where to eat. We found this place online. Walked in to a clean restaurant which is important to me. The gentleman who I believe is the owner who sits at the register is so very nice and welcoming. It’s Sunday and I can hear him talking to his staff saying “thank you for coming in today”…. I would definitely come back. This is the place to eat. They also have alternatives to pork. Turkey Sausage and Bacon which is really important to us. The owner is very patient with his staff and makes it easy for them to understand orders that come in. I love it here!!! If your wondering who I am, the the woman who exchanged my coffee for an energy drink. lol thank you for feeding us today as we’re on our way back to Tacoma.
… moreJay Bolan
Have come here plenty of times. Idk what happened today. Came in for 2 burritos…and got what looked like the size of mcdonalds burritos. 23$ for 2 burritos only..also the burrito is literally named the “big dumper” pics below also it’s double wrapped in foil first then paper so it’s even smaller than it looks! . And after I went back in and told the guy I come in here often…they don’t look normal. He said oh wow. Ummm. And then I said I just wanted to let you know thank you. Yeah won’t be going back here. Wasn’t exactly my normal experience but definitely the most memorable
… moreSunshine Shirley
Our first visit to Effin Egg and it was Effin delicious! We ordered the old skool biscuit & brisket totchos and OH MY! The totchos were loaded, the meat was wonderfully seasoned. The briscuit was tender it fell apart. Don’t let that deter you from ordering though. As we were entering someone was exiting and I asked how the food was and they said DELICIOUS. And when we sat there was another couple and they also said what they had ordered was good too.
… moreAlex Amaranth
**update**
I hate to knock scores down like this but I feel there are some issues here that need to be addressed. One: Met the owner who casually said yeah there’s no phone number you can call which as a business is a big red flag for me. He seemed more interested in updating the web app than getting a business phone number. Additionally today we have straight burnt pancakes that I refuse to serve my son and won’t eat myself and our tacos and burrito were dry. There seems to be an issue with consistency of standards which would explain the mixed reviews. We still love some of the items we get here and will maybe continue eating here, but I want to see more consistency in quality and a phone number before I restore my original 5* review. Also our portion of dirty papas was skimpy today which is our favorite thing.
—end update—
I had heard mixed reviews and food I had seen to go seemed small, but when I took my family in today it was a great experience with all the right surprises.
Gil was our customer service today, and gold star for him.
The food was terrific and toddler approved. The price was good for the food, and they have a great variety to choose from. Plus many specials and discounts daily for teachers/military/police/medical workers are included. That Effin brisket breakfast burrito was one of if not the best breakfast burrito I have had in a long time in Yakima.
If I had to get nitpicky, I am sad that the teacher/vet/police/medical worker discounts can’t be applied along with the daily discount, but that there is an option is nice in the first place. Plus their shirts and hoodies are a bit pricey but I still want one of each.
I will be back. Often. To quote the wife “They were Effin Egg-cellent”.
… moreSylvia Nelson
I ordered the Eff U! Burrito and it was delicious! Loved the slightly crispy tortilla. Don’t change anything please. It was my first time there and will definitely return.
… moreKia Nicole Tudor
Edit: decided to give this place another shot because the owner commented on this post, but unfortunately I am in the position where I need to actually put a picture of this atrocity up here. It was even worse this time and I ordered, and was charged for, extra avocado on a sandwich which boasts avocado as a main ingredient. As you can see here, there is not a spec of avocado on it. There is a bit of mysterious green sauce, however. Not going here again.
I’m going to have to downgrade my review because they’ve basically stopped putting avocado on the bagel that supposedly comes with avocado as a primary ingredient! I’ve complained about it twice now and now I guess they just don’t answer their phone so this’ll have to do.
… moreKat Orozco
Second time eating here to “give it another try” and I’m sorry to say but this place is disappointing. Not sure why someone would make their biscuits with margin, but it doesn’t taste good. I know that’s just my opinion since I rather use real butter on all my stuff and not oil spread. Secondly, if a pregnant woman comes in and says to make sure the egg is cooked fully you should cook it fully. This is literally the second time I bit into one of their sandwiches with a cold runny egg. Might want to educate your staff on how to listen to people. Thirdly, when you make a breakfast sandwich no one wants to pick it up and the whole thing crumble and fall apart. It’s a sandwich so you can hold it in your hand and eat it on the go, not have to get utensils to finish it. The staff seems as if they don’t want to be there. If you have any sort of restaurant you need to make sure you hire friendly people or else you’re just setting yourself up for failure. My overall opinion of the place is not satisfying by any means and a waste of money. I will be sticking with my mocha tree and Java heaven breakfast sandwiches since I always can rely on them to make a good breakfast sandwich.
… morejennie alicia
The breakfast here this morning was the absolute best !!I got myself the OG my spouse Got the same and we shared an effin Tots ,I Greatly recommend giving them a try! So delicious! The Day after my birthday breakfast was a HUGE success!!
Very Generous with giving us more avocado spread sauce when we asked ! It made it more delicious!
… moreJames Dorce
Declan was amazing, his customer service is amazing. He aims to satisfy the customer and I appreciate a pleasant interaction. I recommend this place 100% and will have my breakfast there every time I visit family!!! Thank you Declan and staff. The food was great too!!!
… moreHellokitty9665
The food was yummy and quite affordable. The staff were also very friendly.
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