
Convenience-store chain offering fuel, drinks & food, including pizza, sandwiches & baked goods.
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4141 S 48th St – Pizza Delivery and Pickup in Lincoln, NE | Casey’s
Gas Station & Convenience Store in Lincoln, NE – Casey’s
Casey’s Pizza Delivery in Lincoln, NE
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So I pull up to Casey’s General Store absolutely parched. Like desert-level thirsty. I skip the inside entirely because I am not a caveman. I walk straight to the pump, grab the nozzle, and think, Ah yes. The Beverage Tower.
I start with Regular because I don’t need anything crazy. I squeeze the handle and it SHOOTS into my mouth like an aggressive soda fountain. Cold. Pressurized. A little spicy. I assume it’s Midwest Coke.
Then my tongue goes numb and my thoughts start buffering.
I switch to Plus because maybe Regular is an acquired taste. Worse. Tastes like if a battery was mad at me. My stomach immediately begins beatboxing. Like full surround sound. Windows shaking. Car alarms nodding in respect.
At this point I’m thinking, Wow, Casey’s uses a LOT of carbonation.
I get curious and try Diesel because maybe that’s the root beer. BIG MISTAKE. My organs tried to exit in alphabetical order. I became a walking whoopee cushion. The air behind me was legally a biohazard. I could’ve powered a wind turbine.
I waddle inside to ask where the ice is and the cashier just stares at me like I committed a crime against nature. He says, “Sir… those are gas pumps.”
So I say, “Then why do they come in flavors.”
Next thing I know I wake up in my car with a half-eaten Casey’s breakfast pizza on my chest, mouth tasting like pepperoni, stomach STILL doing jazz solos. Turns out it was all a dream.
But I woke up gassy. Unacceptably gassy. So my subconscious clearly knows something Casey’s doesn’t.
One star. If those aren’t drinks, stop making them so sip-shaped.
Then I woke up… it was all a dream
I don’t recommend the drinks tho they make me very gassy