
Kale Me Crazy is a superfood café. We offer juices, smoothies, salads and wraps in a sleek upscale environment. We are here to support your healthy lifestyle through the use of fresh, organic and raw food. We believe in real food and that everyone deserves access to real food. We provide a variety of quick and nutritious options to customers. The demand for healthy food is on rise and we are determined to meet that demand.
Hours
| Monday | 7 AM–8 PM |
| Tuesday | 7 AM–8 PM |
| Wednesday | 7 AM–8 PM |
| Thursday | 7 AM–8 PM |
| Friday | 7 AM–8 PM |
| Saturday | 9 AM–8 PM |
| Sunday | 9 AM–6 PM |
Address and Contact Information
Address: 3600 Dallas Hwy Suite 450, Marietta, GA 30064
Phone: (678) 401-2659
Website: https://kalemecrazy.net/westcobb/
Menu Photos
Order and Reservations
Order: Order online
Photo Gallery
Related Web Results
Kale Me Crazy – Healthy Habits Start Here
Menu – Kale Me Crazy
Kale Me Crazy 3600 Dallas Highway – Order Online
Reviews
I am beyond furious and disgusted with what Kale Me Crazy has turned into. This used to be my go-to spot — I came here all the time because the food was fresh, flavorful, and the owner actually cared. The energy was positive, the service was genuine, and you could taste that everything was made with pride. Fast forward to now, and it’s like a completely different restaurant — one that has clearly stopped caring about quality, customers, or even basic standards.
I ordered two Deluxe Açaí Bowls and an Avocado Toast on Oct 31, 2025. The toast was fine — average at best — but the bowls were an absolute insult. The açaí base was frozen solid, icy, hard as a brick, and tasted like it had been pulled out of some deep freezer that hadn’t been opened in months. It wasn’t creamy, it wasn’t fresh, and it definitely wasn’t edible. The toppings were okay, but what’s the point of pretty fruit sitting on top of something that tastes like a frozen mistake?
I honestly can’t believe they served that to paying customers with a straight face. This isn’t “superfood” — it’s super disappointing. Kale Me Crazy used to be a place that made healthy food exciting. Now, it feels like whoever’s running it is just throwing things together and hoping nobody notices. Well, I noticed.
It’s embarrassing, it’s lazy, and it’s a total waste of money and time. I left feeling sick to my stomach — not from the food, but from sheer frustration. For a place that brags about being “your go-to for meals that taste amazing and make you feel even better,” this experience made me feel worse in every possible way.
I wouldn’t wish this kind of disappointment on anyone. If you’re thinking about ordering the Deluxe Açaí Bowl — DON’T. DO. IT. Save your money, your appetite, and your sanity. Kale Me Crazy used to care, but now it’s just another overpriced, careless chain pretending to be healthy.
Absolutely shameful.
Service was good.The young ladies were friendly, attentive and responsive.
If you sit at the counter and expect to have a conversation, it can be a challenge when the blenders are running in the kitchen, but the salmon wrap was worth it!!
Updated this review to add that I came back two weeks later. Drive 45 minutes. It was 355 when we came to the door and it was locked. Sign and Google both said they are open until 6pm. We could see someone in there seeeping but they wouldn’t look up. So I called and the rude girl who answered (I think it was the same one with my visit above) said they were closed with no explanation. Not sure what is going on or if mgmt cares but they should be more active in what happens when they are not there.