Eric Boesen
A cozy brewery with a fun, inviting atmosphere and playful décor that immediately makes you feel comfortable. The space has a great vibe—warm, welcoming, and perfect for hanging out with friends or settling in for a few drinks. They offer an impressive selection of beers with something for every taste, whether you prefer something light and refreshing or bold and flavorful. The staff is friendly and happy to help you find the perfect pour, which really elevates the overall experience. An easy place to relax, unwind, and enjoy great beer in a laid-back setting. Great selection of food and shareables.
… moreDaleesha Nelson
Stumbled on a gem in downtown Three Rivers — Useless Creatures Brewery! Smash burgers were on point, the brews hit just right, and you can even take your favorite flavor to go! How cool is that? Order the Burger Fries, delicious pick!
On top of that, the atmosphere was very welcoming. The service was on point. We’ll definitely have to come again!
… moreJo Brockberg
First time visit, we will be back for food sometime cuz those fried artichokes sound awesome! Just popped in for a beer tonight. Keep up the good work!
… moreTorongeau Family
We were planning on going somewhere else that was closed while we were in town and ended up here instead, which turned out to be a great experience. You could tell that they were slammed and everyone was chipping in to get things done and having a good time. The food was absolutely delicious, their mushroom smash burger was different but so good with the thin crispy fresh sautéed mushrooms and crispy cheese. We also tried the fried artichoke for the first time and they were also amazing with the fresh feta dip. Thank you again for such an amazing experience! Our food did take a little long but someone noticed and offered us a discount which wasn’t necessary but appreciated that he was aware and genuinely wanted to make sure we had a good experience.
… moreM DW
Friendly and efficient, open seating with games to play and chill! Kid friendly! Great burgers and pretzel! Good beer as well. I would recommend it.
… moreTasha Frederick
The vibe/atmosphere at this place was amazing. I love that they have trivia nights, even though I haven’t made it out to one yet,
Now for the food, we ordered take out. I felt it was pretty expensive for burgers and fries. My order was incorrect. I asked for a salad instead of fries. They gave me the dressing for my salad, lol. I was already home & didn’t feel like driving back to correct the issue. Portion sizes are pretty large, especially the pretzels. I was super excited to try their cheese sauce, but it was just kind of bland. I wasn’t diving into cheesy goodness. I also thought the seasoning on the burgers was just okay; my husband, however, thought it was delightful. They burgers were cooked correctly. I thought the server who took our order was very nice! Overall, it was just okay, I would be willing to try it and actually dine in to see the difference!
… moreMateo Gebon
I’ve been to Useless Creatures twice now, and I’ve always been impressed with the atmosphere. It feels very family friendly and community oriented with a welcoming atmosphere. The staff was fairly friendly, and the decor was warm, and I especially liked the hop lighting. This time I had a flight of their beers and they were quite solid. The King of Apathy might be my favorite of the bunch, but none of them seemed low quality. This is definitely a good brewery, and although I haven’t tried the food, the popularity suggests it’s good. I’d definitely stop by again if I’m in the area.
… moreRyan Milley
We travel often either to or near Three Rivers and we haven’t had a chance to stop in. Well, the stars aligned tonight! When we first arrived and sat at the bar, we were greeted by a beer tender that was super nice and friendly. I thought she may be the owner or at least part-owner. We ordered a flight and the gouda mac and cheese bites with homemade ranch, which was amazing! For dinner, we ordered the buffalo chicken grilled cheese with waffle fries and the mushroom smash burger with gruyère cheese; it was absolutely delicious!! Apparently, they have a rotating cheesecake option that is phenomenal, but, unfortunately, we didn’t order because we were stuffed. Between the level of service, food, and beer; this is a must stop!!
… moreBrian W (BZER)
I stopped in to Useless Creatures to get a Tag a Brew necklace and try out their beers. I spent some time talking about their beers and what she might recommend. I even had a chance to speak with a brew master there. They were both very friendly and knowledgeable. I found several beers there that were very good. I did not get a chance to try any food there, so I can’t speak on that. I liked their bar area and love the name of their place.
… moreMorgan Robbins
Loved this spot. The vibe inside was great, very family friendly with an assortment of board games to play. The hard cider was crisp and not overly sweet, The Ghost of Judd Nelson was the perfect hazy brew. They were busy but the food came out quick and hot. My husband hasn’t stopped talking about the Stamos burger. Waitstaff and the kitchen were very cautious and accommodating with our toddlers food allergies, which we appreciate greatly. Will may the 40 min trip back just to enjoy again.
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