Familiar Chinese dishes served in a laid-back dining room or available for takeout.
Address and Contact Information
Address: 23 Main St 2nd floor, Freeport, ME 04032
Phone: (207) 865-6886
Website: https://chinarosetogo.com/
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Reviews
Very limited dessert section and no ice cream (hard or soft).
Overall not a bad little place for lunch but I wouldn’t go out of my way to drive there.
But no.
The Betrayal
My human utters the cursed phrase:
“I’ll be right back.”
They leave.
They close the door.
They walk toward the glowing red sign that smells like dumplings, destiny, and everything I deserve.
I am left behind with:
– My own breath fogging the window
– A single stale Goldfish cracker under the seat
– And my spiraling thoughts
The View
I stare out the window like a Victorian orphan longing for a better life.
People walk by carrying takeout bags that smell like pure joy.
Not one of them offers me a scallion pancake.
I press my nose to the glass.
No one acknowledges my suffering.
️ Time Dilation
My human claims they were gone “a few minutes.”
Incorrect.
It was four eras, two dog reincarnations, and at least one full moon cycle.
Environmental Conditions
– Temperature: Fine, but I am choosing to act like it was extreme
– Music: Acceptable, but not curated for my emotional state
– Window crack: 1 inch, which is basically imprisonment
– Emotional support: Zero
The Smells
The worst part?
The air fills with the scent of fried rice, garlic, and sweet‑and‑sour bliss drifting from the restaurant.
I can smell every ingredient.
I can taste none of them.
This is psychological warfare.
♂️ My Human’s Return
They return cheerful, holding a warm bag.
They say, “Hey buddy!”
I say nothing.
I give them the slow blink of betrayal.
They offer me a sniff of the bag.
I accept, but only because I am weak.
Final Verdict
China Rose food: 5 stars (based on smell alone)
China Rose experience from the car: 2 stars
Being left behind: -400 stars
Would I go again? Yes.
Would I guilt‑trip my human the entire ride home? Absolutely.