Elizabeth Ansel
Grouchy old men. They don’t like to talk.
Transcript from the Court of Fools (Unreliable Minutes)
Leonardo da Vinci stands accused of grand larceny (one ruby, provenance questionable), reckless invention, and accessory to Vlad Dracula’s missing headwear. Blade was present but denies everything. Shadow Moon drove. Obviously.
Queen Elizabeth objected on procedural grounds while attempting to intercept a Trojan Horse that was absolutely not Trojan and definitely poisoned the well anyway.
Witnesses report:
• Multiple light‑whip operators (invisible, union unclear)
• Two helmeted figures claiming to be “Hades” and “Heyoke” (credentials revoked)
• One white dragon, Alexandrian, traveling at illegal speeds and scraping ice off the highway with its fangs
The plains outside Athens, Ohio remain technically intact.
The red‑bearded chorus of 800 appeared late, raised fake fists, and shouted praise at no one in particular. Morale: high. Accuracy: low.
No injuries reported.
Truth was not located.
Court adjourned due to excessive speed.
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… moreRajendra Thapa
The best place in Athens for live streaming soccer. The owners are really friendly and there is a huge crowd for competitive European club soccer games including Premier League and the Champions league. The street side parking in not very crowded.
… moreJohn
Great bar with an open atmosphere. Bartenders are friendly. Great beer selection. House made IPA is pretty darn good as well.
… moreValerie Hammond
Love this bar. Not your typical Athens bar! Was perfect for moms weekend!!
… moreSue Dillon
Nice clean atmosphere for the most part. Some of the tenders did not have the best personalities. Their beverages are price tad bit too much. But they seem to be offering more incentives for people to come in. They replace the bar that was hard to replace. At the old bar it was like cheers. Just a great place together. Doesn’t seem that way much anymore
… moreJames Wanke
The updated bar and wonderful staff (my friend Matt and others) honestly makes it one of the chillest places to hangout and drink a brew or watch a game in all of Athens. Good service and knowledgeable bartenders are hard to find in this town. Not just a college bar!
… moreNate B
Very nice little bar on the corner. The two bartenders were amazing and first bar I’ve been to that makes a mean Alabama Slammers. Made the one bartender’s night with new shots. Definitely a must again.
… moreMalinda Mowry
Clean bar, but generic, mediocre experience. Besides serving local pizza, the bar just seems kind of generic. They are not offering tasters during brew week, and it really seems like they just should not have participated in the event. There are better local bars in Athens to drink at. Check out a place with some personality.
… moreEric Lee
Two beers were $14. No flights and no samples. Doesn’t take all cards. Nice bartender. The only thing special about this bar is that it is probably the cleanest in town.
… moreRob Delach
The new facelift for the old Cat’s Den bar looks great. They’re going to have to put sound baffles on the ceiling or something to muffle the noise. The place wasn’t even that busy on opening night, but it was so loud you couldn’t carry on a conversation without yelling. The music, beer selection , and complete lack of food are all detractors. #JustAnotherStudentBar
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