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Easygoing joint offering drinks to go, including Mexican beers & whimsical frozen margaritas.
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Address: 200 River Walk St, San Antonio, TX 78205
Phone: (210) 580-4844
Website: http://www.thirstyaztec.com/
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Margaritas to-go on the Historic San Antonio Riverwalk ☀️ Take them while you float.
Thirsty Aztec | San Antonio TX – Facebook
Thirsty? Come find us on the Riverwalk! We’re located on the river level on the corner of St Mary’s and Crockett Cheers San Antonio!! #sanantonio #satx # …
Thirsty Aztec – 200 Riverwalk, San Antonio, TX, 78205 – MapQuest
We have frozen cocktails, margaritas, micheladas, and ice-cold beer. We’ve even blended together some wild flavors so our patrons can sip something that’s as …
Reviews
Elizabeth Brown
One word: YES!!! This place has BOMB micheladas. Micheladas are my favorite drink and this place knows how to make it right and for a great price. They are huge and only $10! I will 100% come back here any time I am on the Riverwalk, no question. The michelada was perfectly balanced and super delicious. I have no complaints at all.
The service was quick and friendly, and the painting is a great place to snap a photo of your drink. I found my new michelada spot in San Antonio!
… moreThe service was quick and friendly, and the painting is a great place to snap a photo of your drink. I found my new michelada spot in San Antonio!
namana kavya
We visited the Riverwalk on the weekend. After some walking and a boat ride on a hot, sunny day, we felt very thirsty and discovered this worthwhile spot. We ordered Mango Nada and fresh pineapple juice, both of which were excellent. They also offer a variety of other fresh fruit juices as well.
… moreLA LA
Food was a 10/10 we tried queso and shrimp and chicken fajitas. So good. The manager walked to ask if everything was alright he asked every table I loved that. He checked us out and got us to go boxes. Sweet guy. Will definitely be back. He said they’re #1 on the riverwalk I could absolutely believe it.
… moreHernan Flores
Good drinks here. Pricey but It was split among 2 so it wasn’t too bad. They have various flavor combos available. Definitely a must if you like to drink while walking the riverwalk
… moreEllen Luttrell
The reason I am giving two stars is because how overpriced these daiquiris are, and have very little alcohol in them. Yes, they are cool souvenirs to take home, don’t get me wrong. But if I’m paying almost $60 for two drinks, I would expect them to get me a little tipsy right after. I didn’t taste any alcohol, I even tasted the alcohol that was in the tubes, and it wasn’t strong. So I’m disappointed. But cool souvenir.
… morenat elwood
If you’re ever on the River Walk in San Antonio and find yourself at The Thirsty Aztec, make sure to ask for Linda, she’s absolutely fantastic! Her recommendations are spot-on, and her friendly personality turns a simple drink into a fun experience. If you’re looking for a great time and refreshing drinks, Linda and The Thirsty Aztec are the perfect combo!
… moreIvor Newman
Went to a Whitney Houston tribute concert and it was very nice! It was a pleasant break for a Tuesday evening. The facilities are unique and I love the atmosphere!
… moreI’easha Woods
We came from out of town to the River Walk San Antonio. Linda was extraordinarily great!! She was very detailed and honest! Definitely coming back soon!
… moreElizabeth McEntire
Gather ‘round, River Walk rogues, because the Thirsty Aztec is where you’ll either emerge as a margarita-fueled legend or stumble away wondering if you just drank a candy store. Me, my pal Candice, and my mom (still the coolest mom on the block) sauntered into this lively little dive under the Aztec Theatre, ready to sip our way into the “Legend of the Thirsty Aztec” saga. Spoiler: We left as honorary Amiki warriors, clutching our epic souvenir cups and giggling like we’d just outsmarted the Sun god himself.
We dove headfirst into the Da Aztec, a 44oz frozen monster that’s basically a slushie for titans. At roughly $40 each (loaded with 3 rum shots and 3 jello shots per person—because we don’t mess around), it’s a splurge, but it’s a team-building exercise in liquid courage. You pick your flavors, and we went wild: Candice and I both rocked a Peach-Mango-Strawberry swirl (like a sunset in a cup, fruity and fabulous), while Mom, our resident rebel, crafted a Lime-Watermelon-Piña Colada masterpiece she christened “The Aztec Mama.” The result? A Technicolor trio of frozen bliss that had us toasting like we’d just saved River City from a flood. Those jello shots? Wobbly little tricksters that sneak up like Jade stealing lake water. The rum shots? Smooth enough to make you feel like you’re sailing the River Walk like a pirate king.
The souvenir cup deal is the real treasure here. Bring it back, and refills are half-price—forever! We’re already plotting our next River Walk strut to cash in. The staff was a riot, slinging samples like they were auditioning for a tequila-fueled talent show, and the riverfront view was pure San Antonio magic. Downsides? It’s peak tourist trap territory (it’s the River Walk, what did we expect?), and the price might make your bank account shed a tear.
In short, Thirsty Aztec is like if an Aztec god opened a tiki bar and made it Instagram-ready. Perfect for groups ready to sip, stroll, and channel Jade’s mischievous vibes. Just pace yourself—those drinks are sweeter than a Texas peach and hit harder than a summer heatwave. We’ll be back, cups in hand, ready to rule the river again! #ThirstyAztecTales
… moreWe dove headfirst into the Da Aztec, a 44oz frozen monster that’s basically a slushie for titans. At roughly $40 each (loaded with 3 rum shots and 3 jello shots per person—because we don’t mess around), it’s a splurge, but it’s a team-building exercise in liquid courage. You pick your flavors, and we went wild: Candice and I both rocked a Peach-Mango-Strawberry swirl (like a sunset in a cup, fruity and fabulous), while Mom, our resident rebel, crafted a Lime-Watermelon-Piña Colada masterpiece she christened “The Aztec Mama.” The result? A Technicolor trio of frozen bliss that had us toasting like we’d just saved River City from a flood. Those jello shots? Wobbly little tricksters that sneak up like Jade stealing lake water. The rum shots? Smooth enough to make you feel like you’re sailing the River Walk like a pirate king.
The souvenir cup deal is the real treasure here. Bring it back, and refills are half-price—forever! We’re already plotting our next River Walk strut to cash in. The staff was a riot, slinging samples like they were auditioning for a tequila-fueled talent show, and the riverfront view was pure San Antonio magic. Downsides? It’s peak tourist trap territory (it’s the River Walk, what did we expect?), and the price might make your bank account shed a tear.
In short, Thirsty Aztec is like if an Aztec god opened a tiki bar and made it Instagram-ready. Perfect for groups ready to sip, stroll, and channel Jade’s mischievous vibes. Just pace yourself—those drinks are sweeter than a Texas peach and hit harder than a summer heatwave. We’ll be back, cups in hand, ready to rule the river again! #ThirstyAztecTales
Rosey Mosqueda
This place survives on ignorant tourists like myself the drinks are not anything special but very overpriced margaritas $22 for 24 ounces
Customer service is ok. They are just busy I think.
Not worth it to me.
… moreCustomer service is ok. They are just busy I think.
Not worth it to me.