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Address: 25 S St Clair St, Painesville, OH 44077
Phone: (440) 350-3657
Website: https://www.fatspainesville.com/
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The first thing that hit us was the noise which I didn’t mind but was overwhelming for my elderly Aunt. But as it was the skies were about to open and the lunch crowd was leaving, we hoped the levels would drop a little. So we stayed. And they did, a little.
The staff was friendly and our beverages arrived quickly, we gave our our order that’s when things went South.
A family of 5 came in after we did and they got their order before us. We didn’t order anything complicated. Eggs Benedict and an omelet. Finally, our order arrived. I am still gobsmacked to this day! Never have I been served Eggs Benedict with shaved luncheon meat ham under my egg. The level of saltiness this adds with the Hollandaise sauce ruins the whole beautiful dish. It’s kitchen blasphemy!!
As for the omelet, report was it had a good flavor but was so over cooked as to be rubbery and quite possibly able to be classified as a weapon. The ends were inedible altogether. I watched my Aunt struggle before finally just taking some from the middle and then looking at me with a confused look on her face and asking me “How is it that this is so overcooked and yet the cheese is not melted?” I didn’t dare tell her.
Waiting and waiting for staff to return, I finally just waved my arms in the air like I just didn’t care. I did manage to catch the eye of one but she blatantly ignored me. At last our bill showed up but alas we then had to await yet another to check us out.
Obviously, we weren’t regulars. We weren’t included in the party in the rear and that’s OK. We didn’t come in to interfere with your good time. Really we didn’t. We didn’t know. But we do now. It’s ok. We still left you a great tip because my Aunt and I did enjoy the time we got to spend together seated in this establishment. Even if we didn’t enjoy anything else about it.
The first time I had a BLT, it was good but the bread tore up the roof of my mouth.
I’ve ordered the Southwest Chicken Salad, greens were wilty and the chicken was dry. Dressing was very good though!
And today I ordered the Burrito Omelette. The potatoes were very dry, there was next to no chorizo, and I wasn’t given salsa and sour cream (as it says on the menu) Pretty disappointed in my lunch choice today.